Eddsworld x Reader - Oneshots

Tom x Reader! - Harpoons

Tord ran out of the store. Well, that's strange. ''Guys, do you think Tord is acting a little suspiciously?'' You nodded. ''Excuse me, i'm on the banana.'' You sighed. ''I'm gonna go uh, cream soda.'' You went to go look for the fizzy liquid.

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''Ahh, my own place, that crazy homeless man was right, I don't need friends..'' Tom sighed. But he needed you. He ignored this feeling. ''I know i'm not...'' Tom saw a flyer with Tord on it. ''Wanted.'' He grabbed the flyer and ran to his old house, where the commie is.

You found a bottle of cream soda, and walked back to Edd. ''Hey, it's.... Tom?'' You perked up and saw Tom run with a flyer in his hand. ''Oh.'' You said as you opened up the already paid soda. ''Who?'' Matt said as he looked at Edd in confusion. ''I think something's wrong.'' 

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Tom burst down Tord's door. ''Augh.'' Tord said in surprise. ''TOM! What are you doing here?'' He said in annoyance. ''I was gonna ask you the same thing.'' He said as he held up the flyer to Tord's face for comparison. ''What are you doing, HERE.'' He said as he pointed to the flyer in rage.

''Okay, you got me, I only came back to get something I left behind.'' 
''Left behind what?''
''This.''

Tord pressed the red button. A box came out of the roof and hovered over Tord's head. Tom was nervous. A hat popped out of the box thing. ''My hat.'' Tord's eyes were filled with glee. ''Oh.'' Tom said as he just starred. ''Why? What did you think I was gonna do?'' 

''I um...'' ''Besides, it goes really well with my giant robot.'' Tom chuckled then came to a stop. ''Wait what?'' Tord hit the button again. The expression on his face was made with pure blood lust. He slid down a tube to...... a giant robot.

It entered from the backyard. ''HOLY SH-'' The robot started shooting after Tom. He ran and ran.

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You saw a giant robot in the distance. You were deadly scared of them. ''TORD, WHAT'S GOING ON.'' You didn't hear anything. You just looked at the robotic machine in pure fear.

You were snapped back into reality by a loud burst. You saw the house in pieces. ''NO, MY EVERYTHING.'' Matt screamed as tears fell down his eyes. You starred in shock. Tom.

You saw him laying dead on the ground. ''TOM.'' Edd screeched. Tears fell down your eyes. ''Ahh, what a sight.'' Everything blurred. No no no no no no no no no no no. This can't be happening. ''Jon, speak to me buddy.'' Eduardo's tears soaked into Jon's fabric. ''Say something you idiot.'' Jon's eyes opened. ''S-something.'' Jon chuckled and passed. He was gone.

Tord. Tord murdered him. You looked at the giant robot in rage. ''YOU FILTHY MURDERER.'' You screamed at it. Tord just chuckled. He whipped out the missiles. ''He won't be my last.'' Tord said as he fired it directly at you. You tried to run but your felt an impact on your side and you went flying.

You hit a left over brick wall and felt something pop on your face. You felt your skin rip and blood rush out of your body. Stinging waved flowed all over your body as you hit the concrete sidewalk.

''NO, (Y/N).'' Matt and Edd screamed. ''I thought that Tom's death was a sight, oh boy was I wrong.'' Tord said as he chuckled. ''Well, the world won't take over it's self.'' Tord started flying. ''Good bye old friends.'' You heard rubble moving. ''I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND.'' You heard Tom scream. You saw a harpoon get fired at the giant robot.  Everything blurred as you felt your skin peeling. Darkness consumed you, and you were gone.

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beep. beep. beep. beep. beep.

You opened your eyes, but was met with blinding light. You adjusted a bit and saw Tom sitting next to you with a gray shirt and pants. Bandages were wrapped around his arm. He looked so depressed. You were about to speak when he started talking.

''(Y/N), just wake up already, If you wait any longer, the doctors are gonna remove your life support.'' Tears slipped out of his eyes. ''I swear, if I ever see that commie again, he is gonna get more than a harpoon is his filthy robot.'' An angered expression clouded his face. ''He ripped a lot of your skin off.'' So that's what that stinging feeling is. ''I'll rip off all of his.''

Tom whimpered. ''If you're dead, then i'll find him, hunt him down, kill him, then kill myself.'' His angered expression went soft. Depressed. ''You mean too much to me.'' He shoved his face in his hands and started crying. ''Tom, i'm alright.'' You said. Tom stopped. He looked up. You smiled.

He jumped on your and hugged you like no tomorrow. He sobbed and sobbed into your shoulder.

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An eye patch was placed on your right eye, due to it popping when you hit the building. ''So, i got a new place, and um, Me and you are gonna have to share a room, Edd needs space for drawing, and Matt needs room for-.'' Tom looked dumbfounded. ''Well, he just has too many mirrors and pictures of himself.'' You chuckled. ''Okay, i can live with that.'' You didn't realize, but you and Tom were holding hands.

What a life to live.