Person:*Speeding*
Cop:*Stops said person*You were speeding.
Person:So were you.
Or
Person: Obviously not fast enough.
Cop: What?
Person: You caught me,which means you were speeding too.
Cop: Oh.
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Kill them with SARCASM
HumorSarcasm one of my many talents. A book of sarcastic remarks,burns,and how to basically defend yourself with words.
