Person: You can’t have a coke now!
Me: Why not?
Person: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Me: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?
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Coke
Person: You can’t have a coke now!
Me: Why not?
Person: Because it’s bad for you this early in the morning.
Me: Well how does the coke know it’s morning?