Guy:*Walks hip to girl*Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. But it hurt when I scraped my knee climbing from hell.
Guy: :O

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Guy:*Walks hip to girl*Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: No. But it hurt when I scraped my knee climbing from hell.
Guy: :O