Person: *knocks on my door*
Me: Yes?
Person: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Egypt.

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Kill them with SARCASM
MizahSarcasm one of my many talents. A book of sarcastic remarks,burns,and how to basically defend yourself with words.
You in there?
Person: *knocks on my door*
Me: Yes?
Person: Are you in there?
Me: No, I went to Egypt.