Guy: I have a pen,and you have a number. Imagine the possibilities!
Me: I have a scandal,and you have a face. Imagine the possibilities!

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Kill them with SARCASM
HumorSarcasm one of my many talents. A book of sarcastic remarks,burns,and how to basically defend yourself with words.
Imagine
Guy: I have a pen,and you have a number. Imagine the possibilities!
Me: I have a scandal,and you have a face. Imagine the possibilities!