Person:*Wakes me up*Were you sleeping?
Me: No! I was training to die!
Or
Me: No! I was trying to put myself into coma!

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Kill them with SARCASM
HumorSarcasm one of my many talents. A book of sarcastic remarks,burns,and how to basically defend yourself with words.
Training
Person:*Wakes me up*Were you sleeping?
Me: No! I was training to die!
Or
Me: No! I was trying to put myself into coma!