Me: Hey you!
Person: Me?
Me: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!

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Kill them with SARCASM
UmorismoSarcasm one of my many talents. A book of sarcastic remarks,burns,and how to basically defend yourself with words.
Not beside you
Me: Hey you!
Person: Me?
Me: No, the person that’s not standing next to you!