Top 5 Countdown hosted by Xanderwrites (Season 2)

Top 5 Movies NO ONE asked for.

Sometimes if something like a tv show/movie/web series/book does well it could make a movie around the source material, but sometimes....we get the movies no one asked for. These are my picks for the Top 5 Movies NO ONE asked for.

Note: Some of these movies came out this year, and I threw in Direct-To-DVD movies in as well into this list, because who still watches those.

5) The Emoji Movie:

I think even stupid people could of told you this was going to be a bad idea. Yeah I know I'm ripping on it literally the weekend it came out in the United States and other parts of the world, but come on! Who asked for a movie based off of emojis? No one! The emoji movie was the idea of marketing...that's it.....marketing!

4) The Mummy (2017)

Ugh, really, this reboot came too soon in my opinion because the last mummy movie was 2008, that was 9 years ago! And now you reboot, HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN? Look as a child of the 2000's I grew up with the Brendan Fraser movies, sure they weren't perfect but have you seen what computers were like back then? CGI was hard, now its easy because its a standard. Also Tom Cruise, really? By the way I found out Alex Kurtzman, who is responsible for messing up Spiderman with The Amazing Spiderman one and two, directed this, so you can tell it was bad.

3) Sausage Party:

Okay this movie, while no one asked for, is actually pretty alright, even though its all drug and sex jokes, but its made by Seth Rogan so you can tell it was going to be like that. Anyway no one asked for this but this is as I jokenly call, FoodFight intentionally be an actual horror movie! But yeah, do I like this movie....No because they treated the animators like shot for the $19,000,000 budget.

2) Any Parody Film Ever:

Does anyone ask for parody movies? Like they make fun of multiple movies in one, and its a major clusterf#%k, all them, especially the ones made by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg, all of the ones they make suck...except maybe Vampires Suck but that's because it made fun of the Twilight Saga, which made me laugh my middle school ass off.

And finally.......

1) Any crossover with Tom and Jerry:

Does anyone care about Tom and Jerry in this day and age? Because I sure as hell don't because it makes ZERO sense, besides as someone that grew up watching the classic Tom and Jerry cartoons made by Chuck Jones and Hanna Barbara I get somewhat offended by these movies. The more recent movie released, Tom & Jerry: Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory was just a creepily animated version of the original Willy Wonka from 1971, which is one of my favorite movies of last century. Although they made the tunnel scene much creepier by making Tuffy, the only talking mouse in any of these cartoons recite the poem.

I recommend you watch to see what I mean, also I highly recommend you don't watch it in the middle of the night:

Sorry ahead of time if I gave you guys nightmares and/or made a mess in your pants. But wow they also said hell in a kids cartoon....That is the only good thing about this movie I like honestly, everything else, nope! I swear to god the original Willy Wonka, Gene Wilder, is rolling in his grave right now....I know too soon but this also came months after his death.

Do you guys know a movie no one asked for? Leave it in the comments and I will see you next time!