Now I can finally get this over and done with.....next year I'm doing this, sorry!
5) Split:
Looks like M Night Shyamalan is done making crappy movies. I really hope this was his apology letter to us after The Last Airbender. He should realize we accept the apology but we won't forgive him for that.
4) Get Out:
If you couldn't tell we may have some more Horror Movies on this list but that is because they were big this year. Wow, and I thought I had problems trusting Alyson Williams before, them white guys be crazy! And this is coming from a White Guy. By the way we aren't all like that! In fact none of us are like that!
3) It:
*SCREAMS LIKE GIRL* CLOWN DEMON!
Is Pennywise gone?
Okay! Sorry for you guys to see that! I really don't like clowns, now that I think about it, why did I pick this movie? You know what, how about I make the last 2 non-horror movies?
2) The Disaster Artist:
Before you continue reading this, have you ever seen, or at least heard of the 2003 movie, The Room? Its basically a movie that is so bad it is actually brilliant. It is a beautiful mess. Anyway this is the making of the movie, starring James Franco, his brother Dave Franco, Seth Rogan, etc. This movie is considered our Generation's Ed Wood. This movie is freaking brilliant! I'm glad this exist.
Also because I really want to do so....
I DID NAHT HIT HER! I DID NAAAHHHHHTTTTT! OH HI MARK!
And the number one movie of 2017, probably coming to no surprise to anyone is.....
1) Star Wars The Last Jedi:
Because I don't want to spoil the movie for any of you guys so to make it easier to give you guys a one word spoiler free review:
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I'm not gonna lie I was almost considering this to be number 2 and make Disaster Artist Number 1, not because I fell down that flight of stairs from Kung Fu Panda 2, it's because I don't want a Freaking Fan War in the comments. I swear to god I have never seen a Star Wars Movie this divided before! They said some of the characters looked Stupid..........IN EPISODE VI A NEW HOPE, THERE WAS A WEREWOLF IN MOS EISLEY!
See, even when George had Control over his creations, he screwed up big time.
Also to any Star Wars Fanboys reading this and say this is the dumbest Star Wars Movie ever, just remember one thing......THIS STILL EXIST:
Oh someone get the neosporin because they just got burned!
It's sad that Regular Show is no longer making episodes, yet it had a somewhat perfect ending.
Is there a particular movie I missed? Tell me in the comments, or check out my last 2 list.
See you in 2018!
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