2017, what a shitty year.
So today I'm talking about the Top 5 Worst things from 2017.
Note: I'm not talking about the following:
· Politics, because I don't want the comment section to be filled with hate comments.
· Natural Disasters, because they were more unnatural this year, no pun intended.
· Anything involving terrorism or gun violence, because I'm neither a reliable news source or want to talk about things like that.
·Movies, because I got another list for that, but I will make an exception for this:
5) The Everything Cinematic Universe:
Why is everything becoming a Cinematic Universe these days? Marvel and DC I can understand because Superheroes team-ups happen all the time in Comic Books, but for something like Hanna-Barbara in the works at Warner Brothers, Sony creating one for the Spiderman villains, and of course the biggest flop of 2017, Universal Studios Dark Universe starting with this year's biggest joke, "The Mummy," with Tom Cruise, an Actor I really hate. What's next the Kimbery-Klark Cinematic Universe where we make movies based off of Products like Kleenex Tissues, Huggies Diapers, or even Kotex pads? Or a Kelloggs Cinematic Universe where the Cereal Mascots of our childhood form an Avengers like team, for some reason I would love to see Tucan Sam and Tony the Tiger beat the crap out of those Frosted Mini Wheats.....I dream weird. But in all seriousness, Hollywood, stop making a Cinematic Universe out of Everything! Also Dark Universe was a Joke so yeah, let it Die!
4) Fidget Spinner Insanity:
Unless you have anxiety or ADHD, you didn't need a Fidget Spinner, I may own 3 of them but I actaully do have anxiety, we just Overdid the stuff this year. Mostly those Musical.ly kids giving them a bad rep mainly because they pretty much wanted to create a new fad like the Pet Rock, Beanie Babies, or those Stupid Silly Bandz from 7 years ago that my idiot friends instantly got banned from school, surprisingly faster than Football at recess back in 4th Grade. Can we go one year without fads, I mean Flappy Bird was a Fad, Angry Birds was a Fad, so I'm glad this fad died, with this:
Someone was crazy enough to make a Phone that doubles as a Fidget Spinner! More proof that the world is on fire!
3) Club Mickey Mouse:
Oh God another Crappy reboot, except this is something made by Disney who is killing the reboot game. Club Mickey Mouse is exactly what you think, it is a reboot of the Mickey Mouse Club, I think this either the 4th or 5th incarnation of the series, I honestly don't know I just know that last version in the 90's started the Careers for Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Ryan Gosling, I'm not making that up. Maybe these kids thought, hey if these celebrities got famous from spelling Mickey Mouse, I think I can do the same! Also I digged a little more info into this and as it turns out it started off in Asia, but because Disney was out of ideas, brought it over to the US, but unlike the others this one is only for Facebook and Instagram, probably for the US only, so if that video above didn't work for you because you live somewhere else, I envy you! Also really Facebook, people still use that in 2017? Well in all fairness its better to use that than MySpace.
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