These are my picks for the Top 5 Best Shrek Movies That Totally Do Exist, and I didn't make up as I went along.
5) Shrek Talks About Potatoes:
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As a cross promotion with the international potato company of Idaho, Africa. Shrek Teaches whoever watches the 3 hour long musical about the history of potatoes. All ending with a live preformance of everyone's favorite Rock Band Nickelback!
4) Shrek Just Stares at You Uncomfortably for 90 minutes:
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That's not a Picture, that's the entire movie!
3) Shrekémon:
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Shrek Meets Pokemon, who knew that would be the greatest thing on planet mars and the only movie to help free the Turtle People from Miley Cyrus' Monkey House!
2) Donkey and The Waffles Live from Far Far Away Stadium:
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This was the first ever live concert film from Grammy Award winning Boy Band, Donkey and The Waffles, preforming their smash hit that helped them win every award, including Latin-Christian Song of the Year, "I'm A believer!"
And the Number 1 Shrek Movie that Totally Does Exist is....
1) Shrek, Except Every Actor has been replaced with Nicolas Cage:
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I'll say it once I'll say it a thousand times, Nicolas Cage is the Greatest Actor of All Time So Deal With it.
What's Your Favorite Shrek Movie? Place it in the comments bel-
*Glass Breaking*
SLANTY!
What I'm Not Slanty Word Guy, I'm Xander.
Oh Really then why are you not wearing your favorite Barney the Dinosaur Shirt?
I am wearing it, I love Barney.
DP: HA!
Who said that?
*doors burst open to reveal DeadPool*
DP: Everyone knows Xander Hates Barney the Dinosaur.
Shit!
Deadpool, you know what to do!
DP: Woth Pleasure! *Kills Slanty Word Guy*
*Dies*
Okay I need to find a New Slanty Word Guy. That guy was annoying. Anyway Thanks Deadpool!
DP: Anytime! *Jumps Out of Window* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
See you Guys Next time! Also Happy April Fools!
DP: I'M STILL FALLING!
Man I forgot how many floors Xanderwrites Headquarters has.
