Hamilella (Lams! Modern Cinderella AU)

Awkward

Peggy POV:
Angelica, Eliza, and Peggy were currently getting in their gowns for the ball. Just because it's technically for John to find a wife it doesn't mean they can't try and find their own 'prince charming'. Well at least Angelica and Eliza, Pegs is as straight as John's hair, in other words: not straight at all. But of course she has to put up the act for daddy's sake. Don't get her wrong, she's as badass as they come, but she knows what would happen if daddy found out. Originally she was gonna tell him but Angelica said: daddy doesn't need to know unless she wants to be hurt. Of course, Peggy trusts her sisters and brother, which is why she only talks to Maria over Skype. I..I mean....okay yeah, I have a crush on Maria Reynolds. But at least they have stuff in common! Unlike how Eliza likes this James Madison dude that she barely knows! From the little bit Peggy sees him in town, it seems like the only thing they have in common is that they're precious cinnamon rolls. As for Angelica, there's no way to know who she likes.

But hey, at least John gets it. John and the youngest sister have gay nights all the time. It's honestly just them complaining about their problems and watching movies. Laf, Herc, Angie, and El usually join them, well at least for the movie part since they don't have any gay problems. The only reason Peggy's excited for the ball is because afterwards they're all supposed to have a gay night supplied with extra movies, snacks, and problems.

<Time skip because the ball is really the only thing people care about>

John's POV:
John makes his way to the ballroom because he has to greet people since the ball is technically for him. This is going to be a long night. Just have to get to 12:30 AM and then we can have gay night.

"-n! -ohn! JOHN!"

Shaking his thoughts out of his head, John notices his sisters were now standing next to him. He assumed his father was on his throne upstairs overlooking everything. "What'd ya want, Angie?"

"The announcer is going to start introducing guests."

"Oh. Wait, where's Hercules?" John looks around but doesn't see him or Lafayette anywhere. They better not be ditching us and starting gay night without us.

Hercules' POV:
"That's your plan?! Don't you think he might get a little weirded out seeing a strange man in a cape come out of the bushes?!"

"EXCUSE YOU! It is a CLOAK!" And quite fabulous too, thank you very much Laf. Ahhh but I still love you... "Besides I gotta get to work, he's coming!"

"Hey fatheEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! HOW DID YOU GET INTO OUR BACK GARDEN?! I KNOW FOR A FACT WE HAVE SECURITY AND I-MMPH!" Wow this guy can talk...wait he's still trying to talk through my hand? Man, this guy is insane!

"If I take my hand off, will you listen to me?" Hercules waited for the 'mmhm' before removing his hand so that he knew his mouth was shut.

"I know I said I wouldn't talk but who are you?"

"YO! IMMA FAIRY GAY FATHER AND I GOT YOUR KNUCKLEHEAD IN A LOCO PARENTIS! I SNUCK INTO YOUR BACK CAUSE I AM YOUR CHANCE TO SOCIALLY ADVANCE INSTEAD OF WRITING FOR THAT ASS!" From the corner of my eye he can see Laf silently cracking up while furiously shaking his head. The fact that he's still hiding in the bush just makes him look like a psychopath.

"Wha-? That still doesn't answer my question..." Shit. I probably should've practiced what I was going say to the dude.....ummm....I should go do that... "Uhhhh....hello? You still aren't answering....your kinda suspicious too...."

"UHHHHHH.....! BIBBITY BOPPITY BYE!" Nice save, Herc!

"Let me guess, you thought that was a good save?" You can always count on Laf to make you feel like even more of a dork than you already are....