Mulligan's POV:
Lets try this again. About 5 minutes after his first attempt, Hercules heads toward Alex's house again. This time Lafayette decided to hide in a tree and film...geez it's like he expects this to be a disaster, well jokes on him...
Alex is still in the garden, it makes sense...the townspeople who know him say he'll spend hours in the garden just spending time with Washington. Speaking of garden, this household grows a LOT of plants. Heck, they even grow pumpkins. PUMPKINS!!! What do you even use pumpkins for besides Halloween?! Pumpkins are literally the most useless thing ever. Baguettes on the other hand, can be used for everything! Swords, pillows, food, hiding knives in, marking where you've been in the woods, making sculptures, transforming into magical objects.....wait.....
"I NEED A BAGUETTE!" Laf struts over. Yes, actually struts. He hands Herc a baguette out of God knows where. I'm pretty sure he keeps everything in his hair. He then goes back to his tree and continues filming.
"Wha-? When did you guys come back? And-wait...what's with the baguette?"
"Your going to ride it!"
"Wut?"
That came out wrong,...but I know Alex is going to come out gay tonight or else I am not HERCULES MULLIGAN! "I'm gonna use my magic to transform this baguette into a carriage which will be led by THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HORSES that will take you and the gorgeous outfit I also magically make for you that you'll be wearing to the royal ball so that you can meet your soulmate and live gay-ily ever after!" That was a mouthful.
"Your insane, man."
"No. I'm gay."
"Alright then."
Hercules squints his eyes, determined. He takes a deep breath and focuses on the spell. Then he starts rapping. You see, he's not like those other Fairy Gay Fathers who sing or hum while they do magic, no, he prefers to rap.
(AN: Tune of his rap in the Battle of Yorktown)
"A FAIRY GAY FATHER,
LAF IS SPYING FROM THE TREE
I TAKE THIS BAGUETTE AND TRANSFORM IT
TO!
A CARRIAGE, FOR MY GAY SAMICH
I'LL DO THIS MAGICALLY
LAF WILL BE LOVIN ME!"
*Poof!*
The baguette is no more. In its place stood a beautiful dark blue limousine. I was going for a carriage but whatever...it was really only so I could have horses pull it, I guess baguettes are long so a long limo makes sense. It had gorgeous short red curtains at the windows. It even has really comfy looking red pillows and blankets scattered over the white seats in a way that makes it look even nicer. Ironically, red, white, and blue are the royal colors...he was meant to go to the royal ball! Now for the clothes...
Hamilton ended up in a light blue tunic with white shoulder pads. A white sash made out of silk went across his torso and hooked to his darker blue belt. The belt made his tunic go in at his waist a little. Instead of buttons, two silver chains at the top of his tunic links on the other side holding it together. Dark blue pants matching his belt went all the way to where his shoes were.
"Glass?"
"You'll find them quite comfy."
"If you say so...you've been doing great with everything else..." If he liked that he'll LOVE what comes next...a light blue cape appeared on his back coming out from under his shoulder pads.
"What'd ya think?"
"Yeah...no. I'd prefer it without the cloak thing..." First Laf and now Alex? WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CAPES AND CLOAKS?! Grrr...
"...It's a cape but FINE..." And with one whoosh of magic, the cape is gone.
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AN: You probably figured it out but the picture up top is what Alex transforms into minus the cape and with a few color swaps.
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