Once upon a time...
Actually never, and also now.
Nothing is nowhere.
When? Never.
Makes sense, right?
Like I was saying it didn't happen.
He was never anywhere,
and that's why He's been everywhere.
He's been so everywhere, you don't even need a where.
You don't even need a when.
That's how every it gets.
.....
Forget this.
I wanted to make a reference to a video from like two years ago.
I want things to change.
I want to invent a new financial system,
and I know it's possible
because everything is here,
and it probably already happened.
I just don't know when to start...
.....
and that's exactly where it started.
A strange lil' dude was born.
Apparently he was a cliché
because one bad thing happened after another to him.
His jerky father left for reasons I'm to lazy to explain.
Then he worked his ass off to try and keep him and his mother from dying.
Oh, look a hurricane.
Fuck, now people are dying.
So, let's review:
There's a boy that probably had a evil fairy put a curse on him so that he brings bad luck.
Fuck this.
Since he (*cough cough* Trump *cough*) controls the country.
I don't like that.
Apparently neither does this bad luck dude I was just talking about,
and what do you do if you don't like something about the government?
You write a friendly letter requesting a change!
Lol, Jk. No.
You get his son to fall in love with you without knowing it's happening
and luckily he'll share the same thoughts about the government and will help change it because...
.....
he loves you.
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AN: I have nooo idea what happened but it happened. Ok then.....
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Hamilella (Lams! Modern Cinderella AU)
Fanfiction(Inspired by a comment chain.) After his mother and father unexpectedly dies, his cruel stepfather, Thomas Jefferson, and his stepbrothers, James and Aaron, take control of the household-reducing Alexander to a scribe/secretary for them. So when a...
