John's POV:
"Here ye! Here ye! My name is Samuel Seabury! The royal announcer! And I will present the invitees of the ball! From across the ocean: Prince George from the kingdom of Britain!" Uggghhh. He's here? We don't even like him but we tolerate him...because dad is friends with his dad or something... Once John finds his wife...ugghh...they're supposed to have a joint coronation. John could care less but knowing him, he'll declare war just to spite John and take their land, so yeah, we hate him.
As he continues mentally fuming, more names are introduced. It's not until Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Aaron Burr from "Southern Democratic Republicans" household are announced that he snaps out of his thoughts, only to go into another rant. Why the hell is it a household?! They're barely a group! Just a trio that's not even related! Although..... I guess it would be weird if they were related and Jefferson and Madison dated.....but they're STILL NOT A FREAKIN HOUSEHOLD!!!! USE THE CORRECT NOUNS! I'm not even a nerdy guy or anything, I just don't think they deserve the title of being a household...
"John I swear to GOD, if you are mentally ranting about proper noun usage when we are having a ball, IDK WHAT kind of person would marry someone who gets overworked over proper noun usage...prince or not." Only one Sister knows he does that....
"That hurt, Peggy. That hurt but fiiiiinnnneeee." That was supposed to be between them so that he would be able to rant about it to her during Gay Night. But now Angie and Eliza know too...
"Don't worry, John, we've already known. It wasn't very hard to figure out when your always making the 'Confused Why People Are Complete Idiots And Don't Know What Noun to Use For What Occasion Face' in complete silence. Well okay then....
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Hey! I'm not dead and haven't been kidnapped. However, I did get two essays in the first two weeks of school. Oh yeah, did I mention school started. Although, now that the first two weeks-ish are over, I can write chapters in class since I sit in the back of every class and also cause as long as we prove ourselves by doing good on tests, the teachers could care less. But hey, the important thing is I'm back and probably not going anywhere since I'm always bored in class.
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Hamilella (Lams! Modern Cinderella AU)
Fanfiction(Inspired by a comment chain.) After his mother and father unexpectedly dies, his cruel stepfather, Thomas Jefferson, and his stepbrothers, James and Aaron, take control of the household-reducing Alexander to a scribe/secretary for them. So when a...
