707: Doctor
707: can we save this joke
707: no...
707:this joke can not be saved
707:- beep beep beep beep-
707:this joke
707:has died
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Yoosung: would you rather die
Yoosung:or
707:die
Yoosung:I haven't finished yet
707: die
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Mc: I agree
707:thank you
707: please agree with me, yoosung
707:now follow me
707:"I agree."
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707 and yoosung: are you guys In a cult?
Rika and saeran: No its not a cult. were in an organization that promotes love and-
707 and yoosung: this is it
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707: okay Zen I want you to play the role of my father
Zen: I don't want to play the role of your father
707: Great you already know your lines
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Searan: so saeyoung what are we having for dinner
Saeyoung: it's a soup-prise
Saeran: is it soup
Saeyoung: I soup-pose it could be
Saeran: STOP IT
Saeyoung:Soup what
Saeran:STOP saying soup puns
Saeyoung: No
Saeyoung:soup
《Later that evening》
Saeran: WHERE HAVING FUCKING TACOs!
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Jumin: I love to hear him whisper "fuck" or "shit" when I throw it back
Zen: I love to hear her moan "yes" and "dont stop" while I'm stroking
707: I like to hear them say " praise the lord" and "thank you" while were in church.
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707: Hey MC
MC: mh yea?
707: I have cheese...
MC: yea...
707:but no crackers
MC:well I guess I can go to the sto-
707:I guess you could say I'm "Crack-A-Lackin"
MC: *face palms*
707: *drops mic*
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707: If I cut off my leg,
707: and swing it at your head
707:am I kicking you or hitting you?
Zen: you'll most likely mentality scar me for life more than anything.
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Mystic Messenger X Reader
FanfictionRequest are closed Mystic Messenger x reader fanfic *No Lemons*( I suck at making lemons T-T my bad.)
