Zodiac Camp

Canoe Therapy Fixes Most Things, Right?

Virgo's POV

Leaving camp was one thing that was on my mind for a while. There was good. I get to go back home. The place where my warm blanket and recliner are.

Autumn was going to begin, meaning cozy sweaters and hot apple cider. And apple cider means that I'm slowly going to become addicted. And when I get addicted, Mom and Taurus are going to have to hide the cider away from me. I'll eventually find it though and then Taurus has to pour it down the sewer grate on our street.

Just to cut things short: me and hot apple cider is like heroin to a drug addict. They shouldn't really be together, but it feels so good to the addict. Sometimes there's that light of hope that takes them off off their addiction. Maybe Cancer could ween me off of it, but I think my addition is too strong.

My thoughts were cut off by a sharp knock and my name being yelled through the screen door.

"Vir-gee-ohh! Can I come in?"

"I know my answer will not affect your action, s_"

The pink-haired girl popped her head in the cabin with a huge smile plastered on her face.

"Ello Vir-jee!"

"Ello Leo. Whatcha need?"

"Help."

"With what? And figuring out if a sleeping Sagittarius is a summer or fall isn't something I'm willing to do again."

"C'mon, she didn't scratch you that hard."

"And she didn't punch you in the mouth that hard."

"That hurt like a bitch."

"And so did my scratches."

"Anyway, I didn't need that kind of help."

"Then what do you want?"

"You know how there's the weird tension between Scorp, Taur, Cap?" I nod. "Well, I kind want that tension to disappear."

"An_"

"'And how am I going to do this?' you may ask. It's simple. You know how when two people are locked in a room and then they begin to trust each other and shit."

"And you want to lock Scorpio, Taurus, and Capricorn in the same room together?"

"I mean....why not?"

"They would probably burn down the room."

"Well, how about we shove them all on a canoe?"

"They would probably try to burn that too."

"How about we shove them on a canoe with no paddles?"

"How would we get them?"

"We'll canoe after them and give them the paddles."

"How will we know if they made up?"

"Well shit."