Zodiac Camp

Stripping Down the Family Line

Leo's POV

Sag and I decided to savor our last two weeks at camp together. She held me in her arms and whispered random memes in my ears.

"Watch him rolling, watch him go. Watch him rolling to the beat, watch him rolling down the stre_"

"BWAAAAAAAAAH!" My attention snapped to the horrific whaling coming from the door.

"Pisces, what's wrong?" I asked semi-concerned. The last few times she cried was because of something stupid like she accidentally stepped on a bug or Scorpio called her a bottle blonde.

"Aries broke up with me!"

"Don't blame him," Sag muttered. I flicked her shoulder and gave her a stern look.

"I don't understand what I did wrong."

"Guys don't like that clingy shit," Sag answered.

"But Christian Grey was like that with Anastasia."

"Christian Grey and Anastasia are not a positive model for a healthy relationship."

"50 Shades of Grey is a romance movie."

"Doesn't mean it's a healthy romance."

"You guys are just upset that there aren't any lesbian movies, so you have to attack all the straight ones."

"Go fuck yourself," Sag said before storming out of the cabin.

"Pisces, I know that you're hurt and all, but don't come after my girlfriend. You should never come after her."

"I'm sorry. I just hate that everyone else has a committed relationship except for me."

"Gemini and Scorpio aren't in relationships. And now Aries and you aren't either."

"Yea, but I like being in love."

"Why?"

"Being in love is just one of the best feelings that humans are blessed with."

"Sure, but being in love can hurt."

"Like when? Love makes everything feel better."

"Take Scorpio for example. Him being in love with Taurus hurts him."

"How?"

"Scorpio is hurt because Taurus is in love with Cap and not him."

"Well, he should just move on."

"Well, you should follow your own advice. Move on from Aries."

"I can't. I'm in love with him, but he says that I'm just infatuated."

"Are you?"

"I don't think so."

"Tell me a few things about him."

"Like what?"

"Simple things. His birthday, middle name, and his siblings. You know, the usual things a significant other would know."