The True Lives Of The Fabulous Kill Joys

Chapter 29- Seduction

"Do people normally put their lips on each others cheeks?" I ask.

"Did he kiss your cheek?" Ef grins. "He kissed your cheek!"

"Please, I dont want people to talk about me."

"Secret. Right... If I keep this secret, will you forgive me? Trust me? If I keep the secret can we be friends again?"

I turn to look at him, his look pleading.

"I was just trying to help you."

He squints and I nod, taking him into a hug. He deflates, letting out a sigh of relief.

"I think he was testing, to see how you would react to him kissing your cheek."

Kissing? "Kissing? Whats that?"

He laughs. He laughs for a long time too, clutching at his stomach.

"Im serious."

He looks up and sees me, poker face.

"What is kissing?"

"When one person likes another person... A lot... They press their lips on the persons lips. Its really good, trust me. Kissing your cheek is like testing it out, seeing how you react. Its sweeter. On the lips are more lustful."

"Kisses can be anywhere?"

"Oh yeah!" He winks. "Even you know where."

My mouth drops open and I scrunch my face up. "Ew!"

Em walks out, takes on look at me and turns to Ef. "Did you just tell her about-"

"Yeah." Ef laughs.

She rolls her eyes, disappearing back inside.

"Its really good. If its love, apparently you feel a buzzing."

I feel like we are six year old girls in a playground before BL.

"Like fireworks... Uh... Lets go inside, everyone should be awake now."

"This whole thing is a secret now." I make sure he knows Im serious.

He winks at me and I follow him inside.

***

"You seemed good at seducing that guy so we are going to work on that today." Gee mumbles. "Youve got an advantage as a woman because most BL people are disgusting perverts." He grins sourly.

I smirk and plant my feet in the ground. Im ready to master seduction.

"So... You need to play with them... You know? Touching them. Like this, give me your hand."

My hand is small and delicate in his as he moves down to my wrist. He takes it and talks about what to do where, pointing and showing me how, on himself. I watch and study it hard, paying attention. Soon his clammy hand drops my wrist and he asks me questions and I point.

"Be touchy. No time for old BL rules, anyone is going to love you being sexy and invading personal space."

I raise an eyebrow, thats weird.

"Okay. We need a subject. MK?"

MK walks outside into the sun. He jogs over and I feel dread roll over me.

"All over him. Ill explain first dont worry."

My mouth drops open as MK walks over. He smiles at us, waiting.

"Jay is practicing seduction and deceit, can she practice on you?" Gee says, boring his eyes into MKs.

"What do I have to do?" MK asks.

"Act like youre a BL person. Go with it. Some good old role play."

"Fine, just once, quickly."

"Its her first go so... Go on."

I look at him and then at MK. What? What do I do?

I walk up to MK and stand in front of him, formulating a plan.

"Just get friendly with him." Gee says, sitting nearby in the sand.

I make eye contact with MK, walking up to him. I make sure to stand extra close to him.

"Turn on the cute girl attitude already."

I remember what I did the other day. I close my eyes and breathe for a moment. When I open them I am that girly person.

I batter my eyelids at him and twist my hair around my finger.

"More sexy and seductive, less girly." Gee shouts.

I roll my eyes and MK hasnt moved yet. He seems scared.

I stand close to him, only a few inches apart. I adjust his collar and drag my finger down his chest. I look back up and he is bright red. I giggle, covering my mouth with my hand. I turn to see what Gee says but he doesnt talk, just giving me a pointed look.

I turn back.

"Hello sir, I got a bit lost and... Maybe you could help me?" I purr.

"Ur-well-urm." MK stutters.

I run my finger around the neck line of the t-shirt. "You could help me, couldnt you?"

He gulps and I separate the distance to only an inch or two. I batter my eye lashes and pout.

"Okay? Can I go?" MK asks, finally being released from a trance, tomato red.

I turn and Gee waves MK away.

"Sorry." I mumble after him, back to the normal me.

I drop down in the sand, that was weird. Gee sits down next to me.

"That was a good start." He says. "Cant wait to see how you progress.

"Theres going to be more?" I ask.

"Yeah. How exciting."

I sigh, great, more awkward friendships broken.