Happy birthday

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CZ: HAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY YOU TALL BASTARD*punches the screen* I wanted to give him birthday punches ;-;

Elliot: thank GOD I'm not there

CZ:If I gave you birthday punches your whole body would have been bruuuuised

Elliot: I know *sweatdrop*

CZ: YOUR 18 now *throws confetti * YAAAAAA- get a goddamn drivers license already

Elliot: can't you drive?

CZ: yeah but I'm too lazy

Elliot: -_-

CZ: =w=

Elliot:*sighs* Nope*ends call*

CZ: W-WAIT DONT GO

Momo: aaaand there he goes

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Mae: HELLLOOOOO MY CACTI~

On Today, August 11, is the day the green beans giant was born (Elliot) so yeah the doods 18 now, he Can fuck legally now, but we all know he's clearly a bottom

Anyway I love you, damn idiot ♥️

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