CZ:*drags Ryley out of bed, puts on a skimpy Santa outfit with a had and runs through the hallways with Christmas lights while blasting 'All I want for Chrismas is you' on 5 different speakers*
"I DONT WANT ALOT FOR CHRISTMAS~"
Marion:*walks down the hall screaming* ITS 4 IN THE DAMN MORNING*shuts the door*
CZ: ITS DECEMBER BITCH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE DRILL.
Cameron:*walks out of his room rubbing his eyes* What the hells going on-
ITS CHRISTMAS TIME~
Cameron:*accidentally falls to the ground wide eyed* CEE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WEARING
CZ: you likey~
Cameron: YOU LOOK LIKE A PORNSTA-
Marion: *comes out of his dorm again* PORNSTAR?! WHERE?!
Cameron:*facepalms*
CZ:*is laughing really hard* RY COME ON OUT WITH WHAT I GAVE YOU~
Ryley: Cecilia THERES NO WAY I CAN GO OUT LIKE THI-
CZ:*yses her student id to open the dorm revealing a red Ryley in a very short elf costume* Aww you look cute
Cameron:*nosebleeds*
Ryley:*screeches* THIS IS WAY TO SHORT!
CZ:*smug grin* duh, and you have the perfect body for it~
Ryley:*trying to pull her outfit down* stop sounding like a pervert...
Cameron: I think you forgot who your talking to
Ryley:*raises her eyebrow at Cameron then looks at Cee*
CZ:*is singing along to the song while putting up lights in the hallway*
Ryley: *looks at her smiling slightly then sighs* she's too innocent.
Marion:*leaves over the doorframe * wrong. Besides, aren't you the RA of the building?
CZ:*freezes then looks at Ryley* wait you are?
Ryley: not anymore, that was in our Junior year.
CZ:*signs* oh, in that case...*continues putting stockings on the doors* More decorating~
Cameron:where does she even get the money to do all this...
Marion:*somehow got changed into some elf shorts and she's Song with a bell collar and a hat, but is completely shirtless* she's loaded remember?
Cameron:*shrieks in surprise* WHT HAPPENED TO THE SHIRT AND SWEATS YOU WERE JUST WEARING!
Marion:*looks down the looks back to CZ who is hiding his cloths in her hand with a smirk* they're right here
Marion: woah I look good
CZ: Toned abs is a pro, NOW GO DOWN THERE AND WAKE UP THOSE GIRLS! ITS CHRISTMAS TIME *runs around the halls again*
Marion: *chuckles* what a little kid
Ryley: it's kind of hard to believe she's a genius.*sweatdrop*
Cameron: but then again, it's kind of comforting to have someone like her in college, makes me feel less nervous.
Ryley:*smiles softy* yeah, I guess your right.
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