It's a HUMAN that ASKS

wELL SHIT

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CZ: Hey guys

Jacob: I MISS YOU ALREADY

Machi: DAMNIT I GOT THE DUDE FROM SOUTH AMERICA AND HES A TOTAL FLIRT

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Aiko: tell him that A CRAZY BITCH WILL CUT HIM IN HIS SLEEP

Ashi:.....Jesus

CZ: You guys are so alike I swear.

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Miku: This is bullshit my boss is a busty woman who's very attractive and extremely flirty, I don't wanna be bottom ;_;

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CZ: HAHA! I HAVE MAH SENPAI BACK FROM ASIA AND DAMN DOES HE LOOK FINE

Machi: Oi Tomo chan you okay?

Shima:.....

Miku: Damn was he here the whole time

Jacob: Guess so

Shima: Can you all teleport to the house real quick

Miku: My boss is gonna flip shit wen she finds out I'm not in the bathroom, SHE WAS WILLING TO TRY BDSM

Jacob: You unlucky human being

Miku: Jeee thanks -_-

Machi: Aah sure, everything okay over there?

Shima: Y-yeah....

Machi: your not telling the truth

Shima: how can you tell?

Machi: Because your STUTTERING. IN A TEXT MESSAGE

Shima: Oh crap I didn't even notice

Machi:🤦‍♀️

CZ: We'll be right over!

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CZ:*streches* WHOOO I HAVENT USED THE TELEPORTATION THINGY ON MY WATCH SINCE I MET SUDOKI! I swear I forget it's there most of the time

Shima:*fumbles with his fingers nervously* I-I have news....

Machi: Pffhhhh why are you acting like my older sister when she said she was pregnant!

Shima:......

Machi: holy SHIT YOU AND DEAN ACTUALLY FUCKE-

Aiko:*slams her head into the ground* The proper term is mate, and that's none of your buisness. I will kill you before Dean even gets to you got it?

Machi:*crys in a corner* meanie

Aiko:*switches back and smiles softly at Shima* Congratulations!

CZ: OH MY GOSH IM GONNA BE AN AUNTIE TO ANOTHER PRECIOUS CHILD *hugs shima* IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!*grins*

Miku:*sulks with machi* I never thought a boy would get pregnant before I did

Jacob: Whoa Congrats on the little guy!

Shima:*smiles happily* I'm glad you guys still accepted me

Miku: You dumbass we don't care if your pregnant or turn into a dragon your still our friend that that's that *grins*

Shima:*tears up * thanks guys, I really mean it

CZ:*covers his mouth* Ap Ap so, stop right there, I have so BOMB ASS MOONSHINE DOWNSTAIRS WHOSE READY TO CELEBRATE THE NEW EDITION OF THE FAMILY

Miku: Yeah FUCK MY BOSS WE'RE PARTYING!

Jacob: I'll go contact everybody else

Everyone:*runs off and gets ready*

Shima:*stands there smiling* Family huh.......*rubs his belly*