Horny Scorpio

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CZ: Wait I just realized something

Momo: Please be something reasonable....

CZ:.....

I have a dick now.

Momo:*gives her a crazy look* okay so we do and?

CZ:*looks to her* Can I go to college with you for a few days

Momo: why??

CZ: I wanna test if I'm a Uke or seme, pretty sure I'm seme

Miku: with that scrawny ass body pretty sure your an uke

CZ: Noooo seme

Momo: If I take you then do my
Rape anybody

CZ: Whaaaaaat why would I do that, pshhhhh

Momo: Cee! You can't rape guys like that.

CZ: Well I can't rape Sudoki if hes in sudo's body and I'm scared that I'm gonna get killed if I piss her off

Kuro:*sweatdrop* my assassin boss

CZ: She will whoop your ass child

Momo: wait you were landing to rAPE YOUR FIANCÉ?!?

CZ: Well......I have a dick now and I like YAOI so why the hell not-*laughs*

Momo: But your VIRGINITY

CZ: Ciel will lose his virginity, Cecilia won't, I'm the same person but not, so it doesn't count

Miku: See but when I tell people that scorpios are the horniest zodiac they don't believe me

ITS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN I SWEAR

Momo: You aren't going to college with me

CZ: I don't wanna go anymore anyway
I'll just wait until Sudoki turns back~

Momo:*looks to Ashi and shima* your her right and wrong, do something!!

Ashi:right, *looks to sudoki* your fucked *laughs*

Shima:.......Don't be horny.

Momo;*facepalms*

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