It's a HUMAN that ASKS

Trip back

CZ: *trying to FaceTime elliot* FOR FUCKS SAKE PICK UP THE PHO-

Elliot: hello?

CZ: ELLIOT

Elliot:yyyyyessss

CZ: EXPLAIN THIZ *hands the phone to Evan*

Evan: Hey Ellie did ya miss me~

Elliot: hoLY FUCK YOUR ALIVE?!?

Evan; yeaaahhhh...?

CZ: I THOUGH YOU SAID THAT ARS YOU AND I MADE IT OUT ALIVE, AND WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TELL ME I HAVE A BROTHER?!

Elliot: your aunt told me not to tell oh *covers his mouth*

CZ: I HAVE AN AUNT?! I THOUGHT I WAS BORN INTO A MOSTLY MALE FAMILY WHAT?!?!?

Elliot: Eheheheeee, whopsie~

CZ: Whopsie my ass, when I get home I'm gonna skin you alive.

Elliot: If you can catch me~

CZ: You cocky bitch *^*

Elliot: you know you love me

CZ: I do but at the moment. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO FUCK YOU UP

Elliot: good luck

CZ: FAMILY COCK BLOCK I HOPE SHI-CHAN DRAGS YOUR ASS TO HELL

Elliot: but won't you be there?

CZ: shit your right....

Kanohai: wait, did she just- oh my god I can't with this girl XD she's too much

Evans: *snickers* someone's in trouble~

Ashi: I can see how you three are related, but your.....shockingly quiet.

Evans: I don't usually like to talk much, just, well.....it's a special occasion *smiles*

CZ: Dude if you went to Momo's college you would get all the hoes

Momo:*from the background of Elliot's facetime* WHY DO YOU KEEP REFERRING TO MY COLLEGE!!?

CZ: Because you have very good looking male and female specimen in that college

Kanohai: this girl.....

Machi: Awww come on why did you time me up

Aiko: b-because you keep trying to strip me naked a-and there's people around!

Machi: you do realize that I can burn these right, it's not holy~

Aiko:*looks down blusjing* Yes! B-b-but I know y-you wouldn't do that to me if I didn't like it.....

Machi:*grins evily* really now *burns the ropes and walks up to her*

Aiko:*squeaks and starts shaking*

Machi:*kisses her lips softly the hugs her to the floor* Ne can I at least cuddle with my wittle cloud panda?

Aiko:*blushes madly and hugs her back* yeah yeah, what ever

Machi:*pokes her nose giggling* Tsundere

Aiko:*pouts*

CZ:*sweatdrop* no wonder Ashi and Aiko are siblings

Kanohai:*lays back* well, all's well ends well

CZ:*runs and jumps to a seat next to him* Ne Kanohai do you have any family

Kanohai: huh? Oh, I have a little step-sister at home

CZ: really? What's her name?

Kanohai: Rio, she's an elementary schooler l, about to go to junior high

CZ:*smiles* awwwww introduce me to her someday

Kanohai: There's no harm In it I guess *smiles*

Ashi:* sweatdrop * I thought you were serious enemies

CZ: We are.

Kanohai: but we can't be killing each other all the time ya know, it's exhausting

CZ:*nods* besides, reminds me it's the good old days before all this assassin bullshit started

Kanohai:yeah.....

Elliot: I guess enemies do know each other better than friends.....

CZ: YOUR STILL ON THE LINE?!?

Momo: CZ WHEN YOU COME BACK IM GOING TO BASH YOU IN THE HEAD SEVERAL TIMES WITH A THUNDER ROD.

CZ: WHAT?!? ELLIOT DID YOU PLAN THIS?!?

Elliot: Maaaybe~ 😋

CZ:*sigh* fuck my liiiiiiiife *facepalms the desk*