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CZ:*glomps in her manga* Ahhh I've been atold busy with the wedding plans and healing that I haven't seen mah babies in weeks and weeks and weeks.

Jacob: oh yeaaahhh and jut ignore the fact you were kidnapped too, for like a month, cleaaaarly not important.

CZ: wair was that sarcasm?

Jacob: Oh! No waaaaay psh it's totally not sarcasm

CZ:*tilts her head* huh?

Jacob:*facepalm* nevermind.

Kanohai: *opens the door* KAT-

*sees CZ and huffs*

Seriously?

CZ:+shrugs and grins*

Kanohai: and LEMMIE guess, you bring the guy back with you didn't ya

CZ: *nods while still smiling*

Kanohai: ohmygodyoursoirresponsible. *sighs* is he at least human?

CZ: Doubt it.

Kanohai:*groans* okay where is he she or it?

Florence: Ello Kanohai -w-

Kanohai:*points to him* nu uh das a human child.

Florence: Not anymore Hoho

CZ:*chuckles and raises and eyebrow to kanohai* you know him

Kanohai:*sighs* college roommate, college nicknames.

CZ: Seriously? Damn you must be old

Florence: I am offended.

Kanohai: I'll have you know that I'm only 3 years older than you

Kanohai/Florence:*sassy hair flip*

Jacob:*sweatdrop* diva

Katio: okay and what are you?

CZ:*mumbles* a hypocrite

Jacob: exactly. So STAHP TAKING WHAT IM GOOD AT

Thank you -w-

CZ: Umm so what are we gonna do about him*points to Florence*

Florence: *waves*

Katio: good question....

CZ: oh my god can we turn him Into a baby rabbit!

Katio: NO!

CZ: Whyyyyyyy*pouts*

Katio: because you like hugging things

CZ: huh?

Kanohai:*sigh* what Kai over here is trying to say respectfully, is that your gonna suffocate the poor man in your giant cow tits, like you do which a lot of things when you try to hug them.

CZ:*punches him across the room* don't say it so bluntly like that you asshat *blushes a little*

Jacob:*sweatdrop* I know that was rude but I have to agree, you might kill it.

Florence: I dont mind dying that way to my little robin

Jacob:*has a tick mark on his face* yeah that's why I didn't ask fuckface. You know your really starting to get on my nerves

Florence:*grabs jacob by the waist and lifts his chin up to his face*  are you sure about that~

Katio:*whispers in CZ's  ear* does he know that Jacob is a she.

CZ:*snickers and whispers back* nope, I told him that Jacob is 'jada'

Katio: seriously -_-'

Jacob:*judo flips him* Sorry I'm taken boo

CZ: I swear I aspire to have this girl's sass.

Zakkery:*bursts trough the door* okay who's the prick who did it *eyes everyone in the room *

Jacob:*grins* I already to care of it

Zakkery:*smiles softly to him* course you did love-

*BOOOOOM*

Well Ahm, I gotta get back to little Zina, I'm trying to teach the poor girl how to cook-

* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*

Okay gotta go byyyeee *runs to the kitchen*

Florence:*groans* Jesus Christ your feisty

Kanohai:*finally gets out of the rubble* yeah, they all pack a punch.

Jacob: Yeah no shit pervert.

CZ: Well, what should we do? I
Don't wanna kill him, he actually treated me better than any other kidnapped has.

Katio: hmmm...

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