CZ:*glomps in her manga* Ahhh I've been atold busy with the wedding plans and healing that I haven't seen mah babies in weeks and weeks and weeks.
Jacob: oh yeaaahhh and jut ignore the fact you were kidnapped too, for like a month, cleaaaarly not important.
CZ: wair was that sarcasm?
Jacob: Oh! No waaaaay psh it's totally not sarcasm
CZ:*tilts her head* huh?
Jacob:*facepalm* nevermind.
Kanohai: *opens the door* KAT-
*sees CZ and huffs*
Seriously?
CZ:+shrugs and grins*
Kanohai: and LEMMIE guess, you bring the guy back with you didn't ya
CZ: *nods while still smiling*
Kanohai: ohmygodyoursoirresponsible. *sighs* is he at least human?
CZ: Doubt it.
Kanohai:*groans* okay where is he she or it?
Florence: Ello Kanohai -w-
Kanohai:*points to him* nu uh das a human child.
Florence: Not anymore Hoho
CZ:*chuckles and raises and eyebrow to kanohai* you know him
Kanohai:*sighs* college roommate, college nicknames.
CZ: Seriously? Damn you must be old
Florence: I am offended.
Kanohai: I'll have you know that I'm only 3 years older than you
Kanohai/Florence:*sassy hair flip*
Jacob:*sweatdrop* diva
Katio: okay and what are you?
CZ:*mumbles* a hypocrite
Jacob: exactly. So STAHP TAKING WHAT IM GOOD AT
Thank you -w-
CZ: Umm so what are we gonna do about him*points to Florence*
Florence: *waves*
Katio: good question....
CZ: oh my god can we turn him Into a baby rabbit!
Katio: NO!
CZ: Whyyyyyyy*pouts*
Katio: because you like hugging things
CZ: huh?
Kanohai:*sigh* what Kai over here is trying to say respectfully, is that your gonna suffocate the poor man in your giant cow tits, like you do which a lot of things when you try to hug them.
CZ:*punches him across the room* don't say it so bluntly like that you asshat *blushes a little*
Jacob:*sweatdrop* I know that was rude but I have to agree, you might kill it.
Florence: I dont mind dying that way to my little robin
Jacob:*has a tick mark on his face* yeah that's why I didn't ask fuckface. You know your really starting to get on my nerves
Florence:*grabs jacob by the waist and lifts his chin up to his face* are you sure about that~
Katio:*whispers in CZ's ear* does he know that Jacob is a she.
CZ:*snickers and whispers back* nope, I told him that Jacob is 'jada'
Katio: seriously -_-'
Jacob:*judo flips him* Sorry I'm taken boo
CZ: I swear I aspire to have this girl's sass.
Zakkery:*bursts trough the door* okay who's the prick who did it *eyes everyone in the room *
Jacob:*grins* I already to care of it
Zakkery:*smiles softly to him* course you did love-
*BOOOOOM*
Well Ahm, I gotta get back to little Zina, I'm trying to teach the poor girl how to cook-
* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Okay gotta go byyyeee *runs to the kitchen*
Florence:*groans* Jesus Christ your feisty
Kanohai:*finally gets out of the rubble* yeah, they all pack a punch.
Jacob: Yeah no shit pervert.
CZ: Well, what should we do? I
Don't wanna kill him, he actually treated me better than any other kidnapped has.Katio: hmmm...
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