A message to the Queen

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CZ: Kanohai I dare you to scream these words through my megaphone on Big Ben*whispers in his ear*

Kanohai:*eyes widen* No FUCKIN WAY am I yelling that! You do it!

CZ: I can't

Kanohai: why the hell not?!

CZ: Because I'm engaged -w-

Kanohai: and who says I'm not in a relationship!?

CZ: Oh please you switch to a new hoe every 2 days

Kanohai: *growls* not true

CZ: that is unless your hiding something.

Kanohai:*eyes her* what.

CZ:*blinks* Okaaaay that convo we'll save for another time, just do it please!

Kanohai: I'll go to jail if I do that

CZ: but it's so funny!

Kanohai: I know I know but still I can't

CZ:.....10,000 USD says you do it.

Kanohai: No your not selling me off with mone-

CZ: we can go shopping-

Kanohai: okay bet *is already walking out the door* DONT FORGET THE MEGA PHONE CEE!

CZ: oh my fucking god pfhhhh XD

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CZ:*is already at the top* you ready

Kanohai: I Fucking hate you.

CZ: Dpnt worry ill bail you out if you get arrested

Kanohai: forget about being arrested I need Machi here before I get fuckin killed

CZ:*laughs* for a demon that's bonded to you she's pretty close to Evans

Kanohai: that's because her girlfrien-

CZ: fiancé.

Kanohai: fiancé is Evans' angel!

CZ: yeah but you guys are always doing stuff together

Kanohai: true....

CZ: wait STOP GETTING OFF TOPIC AND SAY IT DAMNIT!

Kanohai: okay okay Jesus

*takes a deep breath*

TH-

CZ:*colapses laughing*

Kanohai:*tick mark* I didn't even say anything yet

CZ: okay okay continues XD

Kanohai:*sigh* here goes nothing...

*puts megaphone up to his mouth*

QUEEN VICTORIA IS A TRANNY THAT RAPED CIEL WHEN HE WAS 7 AND SEBASTIAN J-

*silber knife narrowly misses Kanohai's face with a note on it*

Holy shit what the fuck I barley dodged that!

CZ: oh my gosh this is a note for Sebastian

If you could be so kind as to hush because the young master is asleep in his study. How you find this information is beyond me but do not spout such nonsense in the name of the queen -Sebastian

CZ: *puts the note down and stares at kanohai* he actually replied

Kanohai: *grins* but he didn't deny it

CZ:*cry laughs* trueeeeeee

Kanohai:*is laying on the floor laughing* Momo's gonna kill us

CZ: Haha yeah he will

CZ/Kanohai:*hi-five*

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