Why do you hate yourself rn?

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CZ: because I can't get my ass off of this FUCKIN LAPTOP! I literally have to plan a wedding and neither me or Sudoki actually have time ;-;

Momo:*sweatdrop* Woooow okay then, I guess I've been training less and taking more breaks, I need to get back on track

Jacob: I left Russia.

Miku: I didn't drag Jihan back with me

Kuro: I have to restart a super hard level that I was so close to completing. I WAS THIS FRIGGIN CLOSE *clasps his hands together*

Miku: there's no space in betweeen

Kuro: EXACTLY. THAT CLOSE.

Rika: I can't find the courage to tell everyone I have to leave soon to prepare for one of Cee's future medic-

CZ: WHAT?!

Rika: I mea- wat. *acts completely oblivious*

Ashi: IVE BEEN SULKING SO MUCH THAT I ALMOST GREW A FOREST IN THE LIVING ROOM.

Aiko: Is that even normal for us to do?

Ashi:*looks at Keiji*

Keiji:....Nope just him

Ashi:*facefloors*

Shima:...I'm not saying A WORD

Hikari: My team lost a soccer game and the other team cheated, and now daddy and papa are mad at me because I accidentally blew up their team van!

Shima: Ypu can't accidentally blow up a van unless you have magic sweetie

Hikari: but it was! It blew up by itself

Shima:*sigh* Your really bad at lying *laughs* Your just like dad

Hikari:*gasps* Ooooo Daddy's gonna get you in trouble~

Shima:*laughs and ruffles her hair* we'll see about that

Machi: Aiko cut my hair funny

Aiko: No I cut it perfectly

Momo:*looks at her hair* she did

Machi:*I ASKED FOR A MOHAWK!

Aiko: your the one who said you didn't want it in the end

Machi: BECAUSE YOU THREATENED TO BREAK UP WITH ME!

Aiko: I would never do something like that

Machi: you evil witch

Aiko:*kisses her* I love you too

Machi:*blushes* Yeah yea I love you too *huffs*

Evans:...I don't wanna talk about it...

Elliot: JOSHUA KEEPS BITCHING ABPUT ME NOT DOING MY WORK

Joshua: IF YOU CANT DO WORK HOW DO YPU EXPECT YPURSELF TO BE A PROPER FATHER

Aiko:.... are they always like this?

Taeko: It's a complicated kind of love they have, but yeah this is the norm

Keiji: *points to the question*

Taeko: A-Ah right, the question....yeah I'll pass

~~~~Bonus~~~~

Zen: I need more work, I've done too much during my stay, Trump is gonna cut off the funds to help prevent global warming and The North and South poles are suffering severely.

Zina: I can't get his workaholic side in check these days

Zhara: TRUMP IS RUINING EVERYTHING *looks around* Where's the Triple S assassins when you need them.

Zakkery: Jacob left and I didn't get him a goodbye present ;w;

Hila: I don't know what I want to do when I retire

Jihan: ...I'm starting to think that I was too hard on the munchlings *what she calls Miku, Kuro, and Machi*

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