Mae: Since no body asks shit anymore I'll do it myself *huff*
And today we are featuring...
CEE, KANOHAI, AND LAUREN!
Because ex's make things more dramatic and awkward and that's what we go for here at Maenaemayham's!
That's why the mayham part is there
CZ:*is staring at her intently* who the hell are you blondie?
Lauren: Oh you must be Kano's workers, it's nice to meet you *gives her a big grin and sticks her hands out*
CZ:*eye twitch*excuse me? I'm his rival.
Lauren: For the top spot of course! The blanks are quite competitive for top spot *laughs lightly* but Kano here is the best! No one can beat him!
CZ:*gets even more irritated* Oi 'Kano-chan' get your side bitch in check.
Kanohai: *sweatdrop* This isn't her.
CZ:*gets even more tick marks* SO WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE?! I WANTED TO MEET HER AND YOU TRICK ME?!
Kanohai:*puts his hands up in the air and shrugs* don't look at me, look at Momo, she's the one who 'kidnapped' Laur so she can't come.
CZ:*stares at Momo enraged* and what's up with that Monica?
Zen: Whoa calm down Cee, respect your elders, you were raised right.
CZ:*lowers her town and stared at momo* why did you stop her from coming
Momo:*lools up from her work* because I know that after every party you go to, the next day is a living hell for whoever you can see. So for her safety, she's not coming today
CZ:*points to fake lauren* SO THEN WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!
Momo: Lauren's Older sister who agreed with the plan, they surprisingly look quite alike.
Kanohai:*growls* don't compare them.
Momo:*sweatdrop* Kanohai do you mind going to the 8th level to your office a d finishing your paperwork like your suppose to? Okay bye.
Kanohai:*groans and gets on the elevator* fine.
CZ:*huffs and sits down* ...
Momo: Oh, by the way her name is*stops doing her work and looks down mumbling slightly* Cassidy...
CZ:*is about to flip her shit but calms herself down.* Cassidy? CASSIDY?!
Katio:+overheard the convo and stops playing his game and looks behind him* uh oh
CZ:*gets up* Please leave this house.
Cassidy: *looks st her innocently* Why-
CZ: I said GET THE FUCK OUT. *slams the front door open and looks down covering her eyes*
Momo:*frows* Cee-
CZ:*glares at Momo viciously and her eyes glow a lil* and you of all people have NOTHING. To say to me.
Cassidy: D-did I do something wrong or-
CZ: *raises her hand ready to bitch slap her, eyes finally become visible but begin dripping with tears* GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE *is like 3 inches away from her face*
Zen: *jumps in front of Cassidy and gets slapped instead*
Rika: *stares wide eyed*
Zen:*is still looking down to where she slapped him and reaches for his face, covering his eyes with his hair and speaks* I'll Escort Cassidy out.
Katio: ....here I'll take her out by the gate and you drive her home * stands by the door* let's go Cass
Cassidy:*is staring intently at them*
CZ:*is glaring at Katio really hard* HOW DARE YO-
Zen:*forcedully fixes her face to look toward him* I'm right here.
CZ:*stares at zen like she's gonna kill him and gets reaaaallly mad* you know to don't you?! YOU KNOW IT. YOU SAW IT YOU HEARD IT. DONT ACT LIKE YOUR STUPID WHY THE HELL DID YOU STOP ME *furiously wipes her tears*
Zen:*stares at her and speaks in a very flat tone* I will escort Ms. Cassidy out.
You will stay put until I get back.
*walks out and ushers Cassidy* Let's go before she looses her cool again.
Cassidy:*bows* I apologize deeply for what I've done, I didn't mean any har-
Zen:*raises his voice slightly* I believe its time to go.
*shuts the door*
Momo: .... I'm sor-
CZ: Sorry my Ass you damn liar
*walks upstairs*
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Ashi:*is leaning on TE door listening from afar*
Machi:*right next to him* How's her sage?
Ashi: Beating like crazy, and Kanohai's?
Machi: It's pulsating....
He heard and remembered all of it.
Mae: well uhm I think we're gonna cancel the Q &a A *laughs sheepishly*
YOU ARE READING
It's a HUMAN that ASKS
RandomDumb shit. Try not to cringe. Oops looks like you failed.
