Avengers X Reader

Being Clint's Adopted Daughter Would Include:

•Song Breaks during the day

•You having your own secret hideout in the vents

•Having a bunk bed but only the top bunk

•Cause perching wise

•Flights with Sam

•Sunglasses galore

•"dad did you eat my food?"

•"yes"

•"YOU FEAR ME THATS WHY YOU'RE HIDING IN THE VENTS"

•Having other siblings

•Laura being a loving mother to you

•Being the only one who knows the chickens are named after your team mates

•"so you have a car?"

•"I have a quinjet actually"

•Laughing when he got knocked down by Pietro

•him laughing when you got knocked down

•Lowkey crushing on Pietro with him knowing

•"Young man my daughter has a crush on you"

•"DAD!"

•He's got a bow and arrow while you have a crossbow

•Him calling you a Dixon rather than a Barton

•Being two total dorks

•You knowing about Budapest

•Reminding him about his hearing aids

•Using ASL in the club to get creeps away from you

•Buying the nerf rebelle bow and shooting him

•"(Y/n)! STOP SHOOTING AT ME"

•"WANT ME TO GET MY CROSSBOW INSTEAD?"

•"IF ITS GONNA END THE AMOUNT OF FOAM BOWS YOU'RE SHOOTING THEN YES"

• The amount of bandaids you get oh my god

•"I got a paper cut"

•"I slipped and fell"

•"Sweetie, I know you're lying, I used to be an assassin ya know"

•"(y/n) have you red this fanfic?"

•"what the fuck? Who are you reading fanfics of?"

•".....stucky"

•The Maximoffs practically being your older siblings

• Wanda poking into your minds and thinking y'all are weird

•"Can chickens swim?"

•"The fuck are you two thinking about?"

•often getting told off about your sass

•Sass their ass back

•"Sweets you can't just make a cross bow during class"

•"but it was pretty cool....don't tell your mother"

•Conspiracy Theories are Lit