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Once Upon A Falling Doctor [Doctor Who & OUAT]

A drabble crossover of the hit TV shows, Doctor Who, Once Upon A Time, and Falling Skies.

Note: This is definitely not my best and I wrote in a different style than I normally do but anyway, here it is :)

It all started on a hot August day when Nine, Ten, Eleven, and Rose were all camped in the woods right outside the TARDIS.

Nine: Why are you wearing a bow tie? You should be wearing leather - leather's cool.

Eleven: Hey, that's my word!

Nine: Does anyone know where I put my banana?

Rose comes up to Nine and hands him a banana.

Nine: Ah, thank you, Rose. Now -

He took a stance like he was in Tomb Raider.

Nine: I'm ready!!!

Eleven gave Nine a look of disbelief.

Eleven: You can't just go around fighting people with bananas! It doesn't work...

He fixed his bow tie and looked at the ground.

Eleven: I know because I've already tried.

Rose patted Eleven on the back.

Rose: Hey, you'll get 'em next time, yeah?

Eleven nodded sadly at Rose's attempt to make him feel better while Nine sighed and put his banana into his pocket.

Suddenly, a skitter and Pope poofed into existence beside Nine.

Rose screamed loudly.

Rose: Doctor!!

Ten ran out of the woods where they were camped, his sonic screwdriver out and ready while Eleven pulled out his and Nine pulled out his... banana?

Nine: What? Oh, right, wrong pocket!

He peeled his banana, stuffed it in his mouth, and pulled out his sonic screwdriver.

Nine: Ha-ha! NOW I'VE GOT IT!!!!

Ten: What happened Rose? UGH, WHAT IS THAT THING OVER THERE?! Oh, wait, that's just a human, isn't it? Eugh, it's awfully unsightly, isn't it? Well.... No, it's unsightly.

Pope: Well, that's very nice of you, Doctor...

He looked over at Nine who was munching on his banana, all the while looking at Pope with a deranged look on his face.

Pope: Banana.

He shook his head.

Pope: But I'm having a bit of an issue. Starting with the fact that I JUST POOFED HERE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

Poof!

And suddenly, Ben, Hal, Matt, and Tom appeared beside Pope.

Pope: Oh great, the whole Mason clan is here.

Tom: You shut up, we came here to help you when we didn't have to. Don't expect me to do this again.

Pope saluted him.

Pope: Whatever you say, Papa Mason.

Tom: So, what's going on here? Who's the leader of this group?

Nine, Ten, and Eleven all raised their hands.

Eleven turned to Ten.

Eleven: Are you kidding me? I'm the one in charge here because I-

Eleven adjusted his bow tie.