Oneshots / X Reader

Stuck in Friendzone | Jean X Reader X Eren

A/N Lol the title is me 95% of the time

Jean X Reader

"Grrr I hate that f*cking suicidal maniac!" Jean growled as he paced back and forth. "Calm down horseface, they're adopted siblings I'm sure Mikasa loves Eren in a protective sisterly way," you reassured as your eyes trained on the ranting male. "Even if that was the case Mikasa doesn't like me!" Jean sighed as he plopped down on the floor defeatedly, you shuffled to sit next to him. "Well then that's that, if Mikasa doesn't like you then so be it. You can't force someone to like you." You said as you patted his shoulder. Jean gave you a small pained smile, "Y-yeah I guess so... I just- I don't know, it seems like no girl likes me. What's wrong with me?"

You frowned at his words, "There are girls that like you!" You turned to face him, "And there's nothing wrong with you, stop trying to be someone you're not. You're great just the way you are." Jean smiled at you and embraced you tightly, "You're a great friend Y/n." You forced a smile that looked like more of a grimace, you patted his back awkwardly, "Y-yeah thanks buddy," you replied playfully punching his shoulder.

Jean rubbed his shoulder at the area you punched him. "Wait I've got an idea," Jean said as he shot up from his spot on the wooden floor. "What if we try to make Mikasa jealous?" He muttered as he began to pace back and forth. You frowned at the idea, "We?" Jean nodded, "Yes, we. We'll pretend we're dating, maybe she'll realise what she's missing out on."

"I don't know Jean, I don't think I'm comfortable with that," you said as you furrowed your brows. You absolutely despised the idea of him using you to get to a girl that didn't even have feelings for him. You didn't mind acting as his girlfriend, in fact you wanted to do it but it hurt you to know that it was all fake. "C'mon please Y/n," Jean pleased giving you puppy dog eyes. You sighed and nodded, you couldn't resist his puppy dog eyes and pout.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you!" Jean exclaimed as he hugged you again, you huffed rolling your eyes.

~ Time skip ~

The two of you walked hand in hand into the mess hall ( I think that's what it's called ). Everyone's eyes stared at the two of you as you made your way to the table where your other friends sat. "Hey guys," Jean said as he sat down you sitting beside him. The whole table stared at the two of you, Sasha had stopped eating mid bite, Armin's jaw had dropped, Conny had spat out his soup, Eren was at a loss for words, Ymir and Christa whispered to each other excitedly and Mikasa remained her normal emotionless self.

"What's wrong?" you asked as you tilted your head in mock confusion at your friends odd behaviour. "Y-your, what- I mean," Eren spluttered. "You guys were holding hands!" Sasha shouted loudly causing others to look at her. "Oh this?" Jean said as he gestured to your connected hands. "I asked her out yesterday." You nodded, "It was super romantic and unexpected," you mentally cringed at your words. "How did he ask you out?" Christa asked bouncing up and down.

"Well, it was late at night and the sky was lit up by bright stars. We were outside stargazing, and he gave me a long speech about all the things he loved about me and how much I've impacted his life and he brought out a single red rose and asked me out," you sighed dreamily for added effect. Jean squeezed your hand and traced circles with his thumb on the back of your hand to signify that you did a good job.

"Whoa that's uh cool," Eren commented unenthusiastically. "Congratulations," Armin congratulated with a small smile. Mikasa nodded nonchalantly, Jean looked a bit dejected for a second but recovered quickly hiding it with a strained smile. You gritted your teeth, you absolutely hated this.

"For f*ck sake!" Jean suddenly shouted as he slammed his hands on the wooden table. The entire table went silent, "I like you Mikasa! Me and Y/n aren't even dating, this was all fake!" He yelled gesturing to you and himself. You clenched your fists, your chest felt like it was going to burst. "Isn't that right Y/n?" You forced yourself to nod, you had a strained smile on your face.

Mikasa sighed, "You're an idiot Jean." She said folding her arms, "If I say that I like you will you stop pestering me?" Jean nodded enthusiastically. "Yeah, I-I li-like you t-too," she stuttered a red blush appearing on her cheeks. Jean cheered and went over to her side of the table and hugged her.

Eren looked angry, Armin was in pure shock, Sasha clutched her spoon so hard it split, Connie hid his face in his hands and Christa was sobbing with Ymir comforting her.

You couldn't take it anymore. "I-I'm going to go to the bathroom," you choked out as you felt like you were going to throw up. You dashed to the bathroom leaving your friends stunned. As soon as you got to your dorm room you started to sniffle, your sniffles turned into cries and your cries into sobs. "Why me?" You cried as fat tears slid down your face. You sobbed as you slid onto the floor where you and Jean were yesterday.

"Y/n?" A voice said behind your door. "Eren is that you?" You croaked not bothering to hide your sadness. "Can I come in?"

"No," you sighed as you leant against the door. "Are you okay?" Eren asked as he spoke through the closed door. "Honestly no," you replied sadly. "What's wrong?"

"Jean and Mikasa is what's wrong," you spat, the thought of the two of them together left a sour taste on your tongue. "Open the door Y/n," he commanded. Hesitantly you opened the door, Eren barged in and embraced you tightly, you cried into his shoulder leaving a dark wet patch on his shirt.

Eren stroked your head comforting you, he whispered sweet nothings into your ear as you sobbed. "Hey it's his loss, you're awesome and he's just too blind to see that," he said wiping away your tears with the pad of his thumbs. "Thank you so much Eren," you cried as you hugged him tighter.

"I'm glad to know that you care for me," you sniffled. Eren smiled and held your face in his hands. "Hey Eren?" He met your gaze, "Yeah?"

"I think I've been pining over the wrong guy all this time." Eren tilted his head in confusion, "What do you mean?"

"It should've been you," you said smiling as you came to a realisation. Eren smiled brightly and captured you in a passionate kiss, as your lips moved in sync you wrapped your arms around his neck, his hands upon your waist.

You both pulled away for air. You stared lovingly into each other's eyes. A loud obnoxious knock broke your trance, "Y/n?" You stiffened, it was Jean. "Uh yeah?" You called out. "Um, can I come in?" You looked at Eren who looked like he was about to punch the door. "Sure," Eren said as he swung the door open. Jean looked both shocked and angry. "What are you doing here Yeager?" He sneered as he walked into your room. "What's it to you horseface?" Eren spat as he took a few steps towards Jean.

"Aren't you supposed to be with Mikasa?" You said as you stepped in between the two males to intervene before the situation escalated. Jean rubbed his neck nervously, "Um well Mikasa admitted she didn't actually like me after you left." You raised a brow, "She said that I was ignorant," Jean said as he rubbed his arm sheepishly. "I guess you were right. But I must confess that I've had slight feelings for you that I may have mixed up with the anger of Mikasa rejecting me... I came to the realisation a couple of minutes ago and I think I liked you a while ago but used Mikasa as a distraction but-"

"So basically you f*cked around with my sister to get to her?" Eren rudely interrupted clenching his fists angrily. "My sister was right, you are so blatantly ignorant. You failed to see that it hurt her to see you pine over Mikasa and you broke her damn heart!"

"You liked me?," Jean said as he glared at Eren. You nodded weakly, "She already kissed me!" Eren exclaimed as he glared at Jean in disgust. "She liked me first!" Jean shouted. They both turned to you, "Who do you choose?"