Roommate Scars

Five

Skip a bit**
I was cooking spaghetti, only because I really wanted some and I know they probably can't cook with they lazy ass. They were in the living room playing video games.
X: I'm in your ass!
Wifi: My dick is in your mouth! My dick is in your mouth!
They argued threw out the game.
Me: Y'all gay.
X: Well at least I keep it real.
He said joking.
Me: Fuck you.
I said flipping him off.
X: I can't disrespect my mans like that.
Me: Oh my gosh. Anyways .... the spaghetti is ready.
My mom always made spaghetti different then anyone else's that I've had. She made hers a bit spicy/mild but sweet. When she taught me, I only ate that kind of spaghetti and not any ones else's. I made them some knowing they were hungry.
X: Can you marry me?
Me: What?
Wifi: I was gonna ask her that.
Me: What is it the food?
Wifi: The food...
X: Your body
Wifi: Personality
X: You have wife written all over your body.
Me: Y'all funny
I said laughing.
We all finished and went to the living room. They were still playing games so I sat in between them as they played.
X: BETTER CLOSE THAT ASSHOLE BEFORE I COME IN IT!
Me: What kinda trash talk is that?
X: It's our special thing.
Me: Like I said y'all gay.
X: At least I'm open about it.
I got up pretending to be mad, and walked upstairs. I knew he would check on me so I used this time to prank him.
He was walking upstairs and I was in my closet fake crying.
X: Rain I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Me: ......*gets quite*
X: Rain?
He opened the closet and I tried to scare him but he picked me up and carried me downstairs.
Me: X put me down!
I laughed.
X: This is what you get for scaring me.
I started tickling him and we fell on the couch. I got on top of him, and tickled him even more.
Me: Say sorry.
X: No
He laughed.
Me: I'm not getting off you until you say sorry.
X: Okay 😏
Me: Oh my gosh...
I said trying to get off of him but he pulled me into