Roommate Scars

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Me and Wifi fucked, it's that simple...
Was I mad at it? No.
Do I regret it? No
Was it good? Hell yea 💀😁
It was 5pm when we finished. I walked downstairs and Ski & X just looked at me.
X: I'm next.
Me: Shut up.
X: Shi I saw you first.
Me: Well he made a move first.
X: I was tryna take it slow but from what you moaned you like it fast.
Me: Fuck you. 😂
Ski mocked my moans 'Faster' 'oh yea' 'oh fuck!'.
I flipped them both off as they laughed. Then Wifi came down.
I was pouring juice in my glass and this nigga took it.
Me: Weeeeeeeef give me my juice.
Wifi: No.
He said drinking it.
Me: Why?
Wifi: Because after that I need this.
He said pointing to my crotch.
Ski: Was it good?
Wifi: Was it good, the real question is why is it perfect. 💀
X: How's the head?
Wifi: *makes a slurp noise* Sloppy...
Me: I hate y'all, but I'm hungry.
I pout.
X: I already ordered pizza.
Me: Oh fuck yea!
I fake moaned.
X: Was that because of pizza?
Me: Yes. What, you don't orgasm to pizza?
X: Your weird.
Me: And a foody 😊...
I went upstairs and checked my phone.
Incoming Call.... Maz💓✨
Maz- Hey baby.
Me- Hey, what have you been doing? It sounds like you just had sex.
Maz- Cause I did. I was laying pipe. But you do too.
Me- Because I was getting pipe.
Maz- So I'm guessing X.
Me- Nah, Wifi.
Maz- Don't go fucking the whole crew now.
Me- I won't. But all of them are cute as fuck.
Maz- It's so weird how we can go back on our bestfriend shit like this and not get mad or jealous.
Me- Yea, well I think it's better this way for now.
Maz- But when it's time to settle-
Me- Storm will come and help you.... Bars bitch 😂
Maz- I love you Bruh
Me- Love you too daddy.

I got up and realized these niggas were ease dropping.
Ski: Oh we cute?
Me: All 3 of y'all age fine as fuck but I can't fuck all of y'all.
X: Ya already fucked up them because I'm getting you.
Ski: And so am I.
Me: We have the weirdest friendship ever.