Roommate Scars

You're next.

So I plan to get revenge.
She thought she could get away with this but fuck no, she has to die...

Next Day...
Maz: Hey, so how are you?
Me: Oh I'm very rocky. I'm gonna kill that bitch. And I fucking mean it.
Maz: You're not killing anybody.
Me: Watch me.
Maz: So you're gonna risk your whole career for this one bitch?
Me: No I can kill her without even touching the bitch. Baby, I got this.
Maz: Baby?
Me: Like sugar, or sweetie, ya know...
Maz: Oh, I get it.
Me: Can you take me to Brian's house?
Maz: Brian?
Me: He's one of X's friends and I need to talk to him.
Maz: Okay, But why can't you drive yourself?
Me: Because I'm to eager to kill this bitch.
Maz: Okaaayyy let's go. Then afterwards we can get some food.
Me: I swear I love you best friend.
Maz: Love You too... *whispers "bestfriend".
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We get to Brian's house and I break the news to him and I tell How I'm getting revenge and Maz wasn't around to hear what I said.
Brian: So you wanna kill her without touching her?
Me: Yes, I do wanna touch her but me being in a public eye, I can't get any blood on my hands.
Brian: I gotchu, shell be gone in a week tops.
Me: Wow, how though?
Brian: I have a friend who get hired from people through the dark side of the internet and he can kill her in a minute, she's "easy" he would say.
Me: Okay, how much?
Brian: I'll pay $350 and you can just give me $200.
Me: Okay here.
I gave him the money and I felt evil but this is what needs to happen.
Brian: Just know if this gets out, you're on your own.
Me: Okay then I can't.
Brian: So what's your plan?
Me: I know a way I can fuck with her and get herself killed.
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