I Fucked Up.

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We fucked.
*sighs in disappointment*
*but smiles in happiness*
Bitch, that dick was BOOOMB!
Tongue game was bomb!
Bruh.... *shakes head*
Anyways....
It was 12pm and I'm sore as fuck. I feel like a crew hoe. If ya don't know what a crew hoe is well,... she's the type of hoe to fuck the whole crew. She didn't just fuck one guy, she fucked his bestfriend. Not just one football player, the whole team, including the coach and mascot.
Why Rain must you let your vagina speak louder than your own brain. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
I was walking down stair and there were Wifi and Ski.
Me: Don't say shit.
I said knowing they would make smart comments.
Wifi: I guess X was right, you doing Ski next.
Me: Fuck off.
I said flipping him off.
Ski: It's cool, we can just pass you around.
Me: The fuck did you just say?
Ski: Tag team?
I pulled out my 'mirror' aka TAZER.
Ski: What your gonna beat me with a taser.
I didn't taze him but I showed him that it wasn't a mirror.
Ski: Oh shit.
X came down stairs with my knife in his hand.
X: If I were you, I wouldn't fuck with her?
Me: Why do you have my favorite knife?
X: Don't kill me.
Me: Too late.

I always had pretty as weapons, and this ^ was just a little of what I got

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I always had pretty as weapons, and this ^ was just a little of what I got.
Me: It's taze time. Come out where ever you are.
I was pulled into a closet and it was dark so I could see shit. I felt his hair to see who it was and I realized it was X.
Me: Oh so you're ready to face your punishment?
X: Umm, no but I need you to do something.
Me: What?
X: I wanna prank Ski but Wifi is to risky and I think you're the perfect candidate for this.
Me: So what am I do-
X: Moan.
Me: What?
X: Moan.
I started to fake moan and I didn't stop until X told me to. He carried me to Skis room and put us under his covers. I see what was the prank.

Ski
Their at it again?
Me: Bruh I'm tired, I'm gonna go to sleep.
Wifi: Ard Bruh, but hey don't beat yo meat to that shit.
Me: No promises
I laughed
Wifi: Ew nigga
He laughed.
I walked up stairs and saw that X room door was open and so was Wifi so the only room that I saw was closed was mine.
Me: Oh fuck no.
Wifi came up and they were still at it.
I opened the door and Rain was on top of X. It looked like she was riding him.
Me: Bruh are you for real!
I ran to him and pushed Rain off him but not too hard.
X: Bruh chill it's a prank.
I looked at Rain and I saw that her pants were on and so was her tank top and X had on his shorts.
Wifi: Nigga you play too much, it's 12 o'clock.
Rain: Damn nigga, you could of at least let us Finish
She laughed.
Me: Very Funny, now get the fuck out...
Rain: By bestfran
Me: Bye whore.
Rain: I will kill you.
I laughed.

Rain
It's 12:30 and I missed Maz so I texted him...
-Hey Bitch
Maz- Hi 💀
-Wyd?
Maz- Getting top from Chandler
-U a hoe
Maz- U r too, lul keep it in the crew ass bitch
- Did u just call me a bitch?! I will fly over there a beat yo ass
Maz- Could I smash as well? 😂😏
- I hate you, and how did you know I fucked X.
Maz- I didn't I was talking about what happened when you fell asleep in Skis bed. Wow you really are a keep it in the crew type hoe.
- Suck my dick
Maz- Gladly
- 💀 wow. I hate you, and I love you bye ⚰️😂😊
Maz- Gn🔪

I was laying in the bed with X and I could tell he was reading me messages with Maz.
X: That was some gay shit
Me: I know. 💀
X: But that prank was funny 😂
Me: Yea but you said you thought of doing that with Wifi, explain.
X: Well, I didn't mean it like- Shut up
Me: 💀
X: Who Chandler?
Me: Some girl that moved in with him when we separated.
X: Does he have feelings for her?
Me: He said he doesn't and that she does but I'm not worried, I'm just cocky.
X: Well be careful because he could just fall in love with her.
Me: He loves me enough to not fall in love with someone else, well I think.
X: Okay.
He said questionable.
Me: Goodnight asshole
X: Goodnight my lul whore
He said then smacked my ass.
Me: Ouch.
He laughed.

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