Roommate Scars

Probation

We're stuck in this house together and it's good and bad... he still isn't ready to tell the world that he's out so he hides in his place and I stay with him.
We have the most pettiest arguments

Me: Whatcha doin? (In that Isabel voice from Phineas & Ferb)
I asked playing with his ear.
X: Babe, leave me alone. I'm playing the game.
He said with an attitude.
Me: Maz you acting- oops.
I did that on purpose, I just want his attention and I didn't care how I got it.
X: Don't start no shit you can't finish.
Me: I didn't. You're the one with the attitude, it's not my fault you suck.
X: You can't play.
Me: And I don't try, it's called staying in your own lane. Maybe you should try it.
X: Okay, for real now leave me the fuck alone.
Me: Fuck you.
I said getting up and pushing his head.
As I was walking he grabs my arm and spins me towards him to land on his lap.
X: Who you think you talking to, huh?
He said close to my face, making me blush.
Me: Stawp, I wanna be mad at you.
X: You can't be, you know you love me.
Then we kissed.
Me: By the way Maz- I mean Jah-
X: IF-
Me: Okay, Okay... anyways I making shrimp Alfredo, do you want some?
X: Bitch of course I do.
Me: Who the fuck you calling- Ya know what Fine MAZ I'll make you some and some for Ski because I know he's coming over.
X: Whatever, also put in some pants before he get here.
Me: Babe I'm fine.
X: NO, put some pants on.
I was wearing a long t-shirt so he was just overreacting again.
Me: Babe, I'm not doing that. So unless you put them on me, I'm staying pant less.
He then grabbed me, and put me over his shoulder, took me to the room wear our clothes are, and tried looking for some bottoms.
X: Alright, give me one leg so I can put them on you.
I wrapped my legs around him instead.
Me: How bout no, and we can just cuddle and touch each other until-
X: Babe.
Me: *pouts* Aww *whines*
X: Fine.
He says with a smile.
I grab him y his arm and pull him on the bed and get on top of him and kiss him.
Me: I- Love- You-
X: Love you too.
I just hugged him and hope this would never end but then it did.
*buzz buzz*
Text message from Laura - Rumors say your out, you wanna come thru 😏😘
I grab his phone to reply.
-Sorry bitch he's not out and he has a girl so fuck off. 🖕🏾And if you hit my mans line up again that will be you last time breathing air you got that bitch.
Sent.
X: Babe, that was uncalled for.
Me: I don't give a fuck. I'm not going through this cheating bullshit again. Before it even happens, did y'all fuck?
X: Yes.
Me: Will you be doing that again?
X: No.
Me: Do I have all rights to beat the bitch ass if she come at you or even me.
X: No.
Me: Nope. Wrong answer, the answer is yes. Say it with me....
Both: Yessssss
Me: Good... if I find out y'all or any other butch are fucking, you, that bitch, your dick, and her life will be in mighty danger. And I mean that.
X: I love yo crazy ass.
Me: Daddy loves you too.
X: No.
Me: Okay, I love you too. My Daddy's a sexy psychopath and I love it🤤.
X: Shut the fuck up, and go make that Alfredo.
Me: Okay, 💀.