Demigod X Reader Oneshots

Percy x Reader|| take that hoe!

You had sat yourself on the edge of the lake, frustration burning in your mind.
Percy stood in the lake, a smug look across his face; and words of braggery on his lips.
"Don't. Even." You said putting your hand up to cease his gloating.
"But y/n, I need to celebrate my win."
You scoffed and rolled your eyes.
"You're the motherfucking son of Poseidon bitch."
He nodded at you.
"That may be so, but I have beaten the all mighty y/n at a race."
You looked at him blankly.
"I'd shut the hell up if I were you because you don't wanna test me boy."
He nodded.
"Uh huh?" He asked mockingly.
"Or what?"
"Rematch. Here. 3:00 next Tuesday."
He agreed, you discussed that you'd go 15 feet past the starting point.
So you practised, 15 feet wasn't even very far; you just needed to work on your speed.
Day and night you kept practicing, whenever you saw Percy around you two would exchange mock dirty looks; and you'd stick your tongue out.
Thursday rolled around and at four pm Percy stormed up to you.
"What the hell y/n?! Three has well passed."
You laughed an fake pouted.
"Awe Percy you thought I meant three pm? How cute, no no no; I meant three am."
his eyes widened
"meaning, i've already won."
You waved at him and turned around.
your smug look plastered on your face.
"woah woah woah wait!" he called, running up to you.
"not fair."
you stuck out your tongue.
"is too fair. you agreed to a race at 3."
"but i didn't know it was 3 am."
you shrugged and looked at the hem of your sweater.
"not my fault you didn't bother to get the specifics."
he shook his head, annoyed.
"wait, are you mad...?" you asked, looking up at him.
"no i'm not," he assured you. "you're just clever."
your eyes lit up and you looked up at him.
"i am?" you questioned.
"i mean...i am." you restated.
"so" you looked down at your feet for a moment.
"take that you hoe!"