Z E R O [Kurapika Kurta]

Running X Some X Errands

This is the entire fourth phase in kinda condensed form. Sorry I just didn't want to spread it over a heap of chapters and bore you guys.

A couple of days had passed and Katsu and Aki had become pretty much best friends. I was bored so I decided to go out and look for Tonpa, it would be fun to see him getting his ass handed to him.

"Aki, who's your target?"
"#291"
"Kay"

"Bye guys!" I yelled out as I went outside. All I had on me was my weapons, phone and headphones so I should be fine. I walked for about forty five minutes when I heard Tonpa's voice, "That's pretty much all I know, so give me that medicine!"

I giggled, figuring he was talking to Leorio. Leorio was probably Tonpa's target and I could interfere but... laziness. So I hid in the shadows, noticing Kurapika on the other side as the ugly monkey guy came down and took that tag from his open briefcase. Baka! He should have stuffed it down his pants, nobody was going to strip an old man! He began to chase Tonpa, Baka. He didn't even have his tag! Aren't pre-meds supposed to be smart?

I followed them as Tonpa said something, I don't remember what, as Kurapika stepped out of the shadows, sticking his leg, uninterested. "I can work with the latter but never the former". Tonpa swung around his leg a few times and fell to the ground. That had to hurt. Kurapika kept his cool, "Deception is the fault of the deceiver"

The two formulated a plan and soon enough, Kurapika was in the trees, holding his weapon against the monkey's neck. The man looked like he was about to leave the monkey behind so I stepped in and took the branch in front of him. He laughed, "do you expect a little girl to stop me?"

I giggled, I love it when people underestimate me. "Excuse me sir," I asked innocently, my voice luring him closer, a technique I often used on missions with the troupe, "I see that you have lost your pet, if you want, I could be a replacement." He started drooling as I internally cringed. Once he got close enough I kicked him in the balls yelling "perv!" As he fell out of the tree. I jumped down and gracefully landed on my feet beside him as I stated in a monotone," did you forget who the archangel was? Plus, I know how to deal with pervs, I grew up with Hisoka after all."

Ignoring the stunned looks I was receiving from Kurapika and Leorio, I flipped him over onto his stomach with my foot. I chopped the back of his neck and as he fell unconscious, I did a mock salute in the flower boys direction before walking away.

I sniffed the air a few times and found Hisoka's scent. He seemed to be about 8 kilometers away. I pulled out my nen board and got there in about 10 minutes. "Hey pedo-clown, hey Illumi!"

They looked up, smirking, or at least I think that's what Illumi was doing. I stepped over a dead guy and gave each of them a hug. "Oh and Tora," illumi handed me some chocolate , "Mother said to take care of you"

I smiled in thanks as I grabbed the chocolate and plopped myself down between them. Illumi removed his needles before digging a hole, saying," I'm going to nap for the rest of this phase, best of luck"

That's when I pulled something out of my pocket, a card I designed especially for Hisoka. It was even stronger and sharper than the rest of his pack. I crossed my legs and turned to him. "Hisoka, I got you a present"

He smiled, Hisoka usually did not use his poker face around me. He pulled out his cards and added it to the pack. He winked as he shuffled the cards and somehow pulled out something for me.

"Two in one brass knuckles and knife in lady zero's signature style."
I hugged him as he gently patted my head. Yes, this was very out of character for Hisoka but I have that effect on him. He gave me a slight side hug, muttering in my ear, "we have company"

I smiled, a fight. This would be fun. About twenty men stepped out of the shadows as we stood up. I gave a quick look to Hisoka, indicating to check if I had anything on my clothes. He shook his head as I got into fighting stance. Then he released his bloodlust. I kept mine in, deciding it was better not to release 3% and have the entire island cleared of animals. Ten approached me, the other ten went to Hisoka. I smiled as I stepped backwards in rhythm, soon enough, after images of myself appeared, confusing the men. One even screamed bloody murder. I smiled.

"I wont hurt you" my innocent voice escaped from my mouth. "I'll make your death as painless as possible."
With that, I appeared behind all ten, snapping their necks one by one in about 3 seconds. I landed on the floor gracefully, (listen I'm a cat, I don't fall clumsily) and removed the tags from the dead bodies. I now had twelve tags, mine, Aki's and those of the ten men pinned to my shirt. I sighed as Hisoka finished his prey, not even bothering to take their tags. I took theirs instead, giving me a total of twenty two. I decided to put the ten Hisoka killed on one side of my jacket, the ten I killed on the other, while Aki and I's remained on my shirt. Hisoka smiled before waving me off.

After a few meters, I bumped into a group of four who just happened to want to fight me. 291 was in that group, cool. I rolled my eyes and killed them instantly, punching them with my new brass knuckles, using only 4% of my strength. I took their tags and pinned them to my shirt, deciding to give them to Aki.

I walked past a cave as I heard a feminine shriek. WAIT. THERE WAS ANOTHER FEMALE IN THIS COMPETITION THE WHOLE TIME? I rushed into the cave and saw a blue haired woman cowering in a corner.

"You shouldn't have come. Bodoro's snakes won't let you leave the cave." She explained the entire thingy thing thing science ladida I am WAY too lazy just go watch the episode and realize Ponzu wasn't bitten by the snakes n stuff I'm lazy sorry.

I smirked. I trusted Ponzu enough to show her. "They won't harm me" my ears grew out of my head and my tail out of my back. She smirked, knowing what I was. "They'll smell the neko off of me, they won't harm me. I'll get you out of the cave, be right back."
With that, I turned into a human and walked out.

>>>>>>le time skip brought to you by<<<<<<

I ship them outside of this book...Okay goodbye

I walked back into the cave as I heard Ponzu opening one of her toxins. I ran closer as I smelled sleeping gas. I saw Ponzu and all flower boys (except Killua). Everyone, save for Gon, fell instantly. Right, poison affects them. I waved at Gon as he picked everyone up and ran out. I calmly followed after him, breathing normally. When we were outside, he did a double take at the amount of tags I had. I shrugged before walking back to the 'base' where Katsu and Aki were. I handed Aki his four tags, three to make up for his and his target's. "Katsu wake me up an hour before we should meet At the boat."
I heard him mutter something that sounded like "Kay" as I fell asleep.