Stuck with a Punk ✔

No. 10: Hitting it off

Austin and I have come to clear terms with one thing. He's going on a date and I'm going to find myself some good fuck. I hate to admit it, but the fact I am going on a date has done magic to my crotch. My libido has finally returned and to my relief, I have jerked off under the shower for three times. I would do it some more, but a lady is somewhere out there waiting for me to please her and I'm not looking forward to disappointing her.

To my second surprise, I've somehow turned into a woman. I've left a shower over half an hour ago and here I am, still standing in front of my closet full of clothes, realising I have nothing to wear. The manly part of my brain interfered and I have quickly picked out a shirt and pants.

I am cleanly shaved, dressed in random clothes that make me look like a model and have hair properly messed just fort he aesthetics. I look myself in the mirror from different angles to see if I maybe missed a spot with a razor, then smile at myself and say "She stands no chance with you."

My phone rings violently and a small part of me hopes maybe Patty decided she's been acting stupid and has decided to call me back and apologize for being such a bitch. When I see it's Austin, I know I am disappointed, but also full of expectations.

"Where are you, man?" he says immediately when I pick up the phone.

I roll my eyes, grateful this is only a phone call and he can't see me "Had to get ready."

"I'm waiting for you in the garage. Be quick." he hangs up and I can't help but to grimace at my phone.

I take my jacket, leave and lock the apartment, then make my way down to the garage with an elevator. Before I get there, I think about Austin's anxious voice and it makes me wonder is he anxious because he's bringing me and his date might like me more than him, or he's really in love this woman of his and wants this date to be successful. On the other hand, it could be both.

Doors of the elevator open and air, that's been almost fully replaced by fumes, hits me. I remind myself this is a garage, then make a note I should get out of here as soon as possible. I quickly scan the place and see Austin standing there, leaning on his silver Chevrolet.

"About time!" he exclaims when he sees me and smiles. "Good to see you," he says and we share that brief manly hug that says no homo.

I smile widely "Good to see you too." I look at his car and nod in its direction "You intend on giving me a ride?"

He looks at his Chevrolet and then at me "Would you like me to?" He wiggles with his brows at me and laughs loudly at my disgusted face expression that says I'll need to throw up if he'll continue with this eyebrow dance. He pats me on the shoulder "I don't know what your intentions are. Maybe you'll hit it off with the girl." He wiggles his eyebrows at me again.

"Now, that wiggle I approve." I laugh and press the button on my car keys to unlock my baby. Beeping can be heard from behind me and I glance in the direction of my red Alfa Romeo, model Giulia.

Austin climbs in his Chevrolet, rolls down his window once he starts the car and says "Drive behind me."

Before I can say that I will or that I don't want to or whatever I could say to him, he drives away and stops the car in front of the ramp, waiting for me to get there in my own car. I take a stroll around the garage and finally reach my red stallion. My fingertips caress the cold metal that hides a beast underneath and I climb in as well. The smell of leather is all around the place and this just might be the only place where I wouldn't want to have sex, but I believe after some debate and negotiations, I'd give in.

I start the car, drive around until I stop it behind silver Chevrolet before me. The ramp lifts and I follow Austin's car around the city. There are so many red lights, I nearly lose my shit, but eventually, Austin leads me to a parking lot and we park our cars.