One and the Same

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-'Maria Grazia get your ass up and help me cook!', it was 6am in the morning and Gaga was gonna cook for her daughter's 17th birthday party. A pool party. With a bunch of teenagers with their tits hanging from their bikinis and tight swimsuits marking their dicks.
Ten minutes later Maria was downstairs ready to help mom.
-'Help me sauce the meat and the sausage there please', -'Holy shit how many people are coming?', -'You invited almost a hundred people...so you're gonna help me and your grandpa cook for a hundred people and THEN some', -'Isn't Julio and his wife coming to help too?', -'No, they're bringing the mexican food, which is still not enough. So come on! Presto!'.

Gaga nodded, -'Good, now lock it up', Lukas sighed deeply -'Okay your awards are safe', -'Mhmmm they better fucking be' she chuckled, glancing at Maria Grazia who was making queso fundido with Julio, -'Can you believe she's seventeen now?' Lukas asked, -'Nah...not for one bit. She's almost a woman now. And I'm proud of her. She's a good learner of lessons' she raised an eyebrow and walked away.

Maria Grazia wiped her hands from the oil and sat beside her mother, -'SO! What did you got me this year?' She asked with a smug smile, -'Not a god damn thing', -'Mom!!!', Gaga stared at her, -'Mom what, you got your car as a graduation gift, what the hell else do you want from me?', -'...I don't know', -'See, you got everything, so stop asking', Maria rolled her eyes and walked off to meet with the guys who were getting everything together by the pool.
Lukas then sat beside Gaga as well, -'Want a birthday present too?' She asked sarcastically, -'Nah, I wanna know what you really got her', Gaga smiled, -'Well...ever since she changed her mind from finance school and decided to study marine biology...I found the perfect gift to give her, you'll see'.

Gaga sprayed some more waterproof setting spray on her daughter's face, -'Wooo look at this bad bitch', -'MOM! You can't talk like that', Gaga laughed and fluffed her hair, -'Okay baby you're ready', -'Oh YIIIIS. Time to get lit downstairs', before she could run away, Gaga grabbed her arm, -'I got a gift for you', -'But you said-', -'Honey...just sit down', Maria sat on the edge of her bed, -'What is it?', -'So youuu decided to study marine biology. And you like it right?', -'Yeah I love it there...why?', -'...I wanted my gift to you to be something, a bit more useful than a car, and something you will like twice as much as a car as well', -'Mom! Dont tease me', -'So I got you a beginner's internship...two weeks in Australia. They're picking brilliant freshmen from american colleges to volunteer in conservation missions and well...I enrolled you, they saw your grades and didn't hesitate', Maria had tears in her eyes, -'You're not kidding', -'Not at all baby. You're in the program', -'...Oh my God...mom, fuck!', Gaga smiled and hugged her tight, -'As your mom I always want you to have the best education, so I thought this would-', -'I love you so much' she cried, Gaga nodded, -'I love you too...it's a shark conservation program' this made Maria cry even more, -'I love sharks' she sobbed, pointing at the shark shaped lamp hanging from a corner of the ceiling, -'I know...so, you like your present?', -'I love it so much, thank you' she kissed her mom, who smiled -'Let's not ruin our lipsticks here, come on, collect yourself' Maria stood up and sighed deeply, -'A bad bitch doesn't cry' she reached at a drawer on her night stand and took out a dangly piece of jewelry, carefully inserting it in her belly button piercing, Gaga rolled her eyes, -'Oh, your own birthday gift', Maria nodded and smiled a huge smile, -'Come on mom, shit's getting lit downstairs'.
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-'Grace your mom's hot, tell her to come out and have fun with us', Maria rolled her eyes and looked up from her red solo cup, -'Y'all need to stop having crushes on my mom, it's weird! And my name is not Grace you basic ass americans' she winked at her friends and continued sipping on her strawberry vodka drink, -'Tell her to come out and sing that dope ass song she dropped with Jay Z, come on!', -'You got two million dollars to spare Andre? That's what she cost to even show up'.

-'You liking your party?' Lopez asked while caressing her curves, Maria smiled and nodded shyly, -'Why are you shy all of the sudden?' He chuckled, -'Cuz my mamma and her boyfriend are upstairs in her balcony looking down and you're up in here grabbing my ass and stuff', Lopez chuckled and hugged her tight before letting her go socialize with her numerous guests.
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-'So we are clear that they're not gonna thrash the house or break my invaluable artifacts...', Gaga looked over at Lukas, -'What do you mean?', -'Means we can just...not supervise them for a while, what do you say?', the man chuckled and shook his head, -'Why are you so horny?', -'I don't know, maybe it's just you. Come on, if we hurry we'll be in time for the cake'.