SPIDER

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Player 1: KUROOOO

Player 2: WAT IS THE MATTER

Player 1: THERE IS A GIANT SPIDER IN MY ROOM!!!!1!1!

Player 2: thats it

Queen: wat do u mean thats it there is a FUCKING SPIDER!!!1!1!!

Sugar: HINATA

Queen: BUT HE IS SAYING ITS JUST A SPIDER ITS A FUCKING MONSTER THAT HAS 8 LEGS!!!!1!1!!

Player 1: YEAH AND KUROO IS ACTING AS IF ITS NOTHING IT COULD FUCKING KILL ME

Player 2: ITS SMALL WAT CAN IT DO

Player 1: SO IS A GRENADE KUROO YET IT STILL FUCKING KILLS PPL

Player 2: Y R U MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT

Player 1: BECAUSE ITS ON UR SWEATER THAT I WAS GONNA WEAR NOW I CANT BECAUSE ITS ON IT

Player 2: WAT U LET IT ON MY SWEATER

Player 1: "WaT Can iT D0"

Giant Setter: WAT IS GOING ON HERE

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Giant Setter: WAT IS GOING ON HERE

Player 1:THERE IS A SPIDER IN MY ROOM

Gaint Setter:Thats it

Player 1:WAT DO U MEAN "THATS IT" ITS A FUCKIN SPIDER

Gaint Setter: oh its just because my sister always tells me to kill a spider for them if u want i can kill it since im a BIG SETTER 😄😄

Player 1:u r a saint come to my house please fast tho

Player 2: WAT ABOUT ME

Player 1: "Y u MaKinG SucH A BiG DeAl Ab0uT It"

Player 1: "Y u MaKinG SucH A BiG DeAl Ab0uT It"

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Player 2:😑

Player 1:💁

Queen: that wat u get for saying it not a big deal

Player 1: Kongengawa

Gaint Setter: Yes😄

Player 1: i need a boyfriend like u kind sweet tall....... can and will kill a spider without questioning it 😫

Player 2: THEN Y DONT U FUCKING DATE HIM THEN U KNOW WAT MARRY HIM

Player 1: I would but he is taken and i aint no home wrecker plus r u saying u wanna break up

Player 2: WAT NO I DIDNT SAY THAT

Queen: "ThEn Y D0nT U FucKinG DaTe hIm tHeN U Kn0w WhAT MaRry HiM"

Queen: "ThEn Y D0nT U FucKinG DaTe hIm tHeN U Kn0w WhAT MaRry HiM"

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Player 1: ^^

Player 2: OMG

Queen: U said it

Trash: ^

Player 2: WHERE TF U COME FROM

Trash: Ive been watching👀

Player 2:OMG WHO ELSE IS WATCHING RN

King: Me

Owl: Akaashi phone died he was watchin the entire convo with me and he said Kenma was right because u know he tells me to kill a spider for him all the time

Player 1: U SEE IK I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO IS AFRAID OF SPIDERS RAISE UR HAND IF UR AFRAID OF SPIDERS BE HONEST

Queen: I AM👐

Trash: 🙌

Owl:Akaashi is

Sugar:✋

Fries:👋

Queen: Tsukki u afraid of spiders who kills them for u when u see them

Fries:My Brother or Yams

Queen: Both so brave

Fries: ikr

Queen:My mom always kill them for me

Fries:wow brave women

Queen:ikr

Hamburger: u 2 r childish

Queen:shush how r u not afraid of spiders

Hamburger: i use to have a pet tarantula growing up so i wasnt scared of spiders

Fries: ik u did u fucking tried making me pet it

Player 1: Yams ur a fucking psycho who the hell keeps a spider as a pet

King: me

Player 1: Shoyo we need to talk about ur boyfriend

Queen: we do

Player 1: Kon where r u the spider is still in my room

Player 2: HE IS STILL GOING TO UR HOUSE!!

Go-shiki: u gotta do wat u gotta do to get rid of the spider

Player 1: i fucking love u Goshiki

Giant: huh wats going on

Player 2: none of ur business

Sugar: KUROO but umm scroll up

Gaint: okay
Ugh i hate spiders

Player 1:that us the only thing im willing to agree with from u

Gaint Setter: Can u open the door Kenma-kun im here

Player 1: on it

Player 2: ur so damn childish its only a spider

Player 1: Fight me

Queen: Fight us

Owls Mate: Come on bitch

Trash Man: wow i wasnt expecting Akaashi to respond like that

Owl: me neither

Sugar: Kuroo is talking smack

Player 1: Yeah and Yay Kon had killed the spider🙌😄

Sugar: finally now i can go to sleep night

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