[A/N:Okai in this one some of the players some how got drunk and there is gonna be some dif kind ship so yeah beware]
Queen: TS-UKKI THHEE DINOSAUR
Fries: wat the hell is wrong with u
Queen: NUUUTHING HASS ANYonE TOld U LOokk HOOo0t
Fries: wat r u even talking about ik im hot
Sugar: hinata please stop before Kageyama gets mad
Queen: BuT Mo0m hE Iss HO0tt
King: who is hot
Queen: MmMM Ts-uKKi
Player 1: HEY PEASENTS UR NEW QUEEN HAS ARRIVED
Sugar: wat is wrong with u 2
Player 2: hey i think i kinda know y😅
Owls Mate: ITs ThaT uGlYy Guyyy Wh0 keePs tAkinG my BOokUTo0
Sugar: explain now
Player 1: KAGEYAMA SINCE UR THE KING I HAVE TO BE UR NEW QUEEN
Player 2: okay umm well where do i start umm well u see me Bokuto and Oikawa were hanging out and then we saw Goshiki Lev Iwaizumi Yamaguchi Akaashi Kenma and Hinata drinking at first we thought it was juice but then when we got close to them we smelled beer so thats when we realize they were drunk nad here u have the end result
Sugar: wait u said Iwaizumi Yamaguchi Goshiki and Lev right where they at
Trash Man: im right here sexy
Trash: DONT SAY THAT IWA-CHAN
Owls Mate: QUit TalKiNg t0 Myyy BoyyFRieNd R00sTer HeAd I wiLl FiigHt U
Gaint: I AM A DINOSAUR NO A GIANT
Gaint Setter: wat is happening im scared
Go-shiki: hey there 😉
Owl: umm i am scared 2 Kon Kon
Owls Mate: ItS My SExy B0yFrIenD BoKuT00
Fries: where is Yamaguchi
Hamburger: sucking dick👅
Queen: W0w wh0 dIcKk aNd cAn I joIn
Hamburger: nope. Me only
Fries: where r u
Hamburger: im heading towards umm ur brother house to see if he has a bigger dick then u
Fries: no ur not come back
Hamburger: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no.
Hamburger and Fries are inactive
Sugar: im very concern
Trash Man: u know u should be worried about how im planning to wreck ur ass
Trash: IWA-CHAN STOP UR DRUNK
Trash Man: that might be true but ik when ppl are hot or not and ur a not
Trash: WAT DID U SAY
Queen: 0h n0 tHe h0t TsUkkI LeFt
King: i am literally gonna hurt u stop saying that
Player 1: KAGEYAMA I AM UR NEW QUEEN KNOW QUIT FOCUSING ON THOSE PEASENTS
Player 2: STOP SAYING THAT KENMA U R NOT KAGEYAMA NEW QUEEN FOR THE LAST TIME
Player 1: UR JUST JEALOUS
Gaint: KUROO IM IN LOVE WITH U
Player 2: U STFU
Gaint: okay daddy
Player 1: HINATA U BEING REPLACED BY ME HOE
Queen:FinE bY Me Im g0nn@ l00k f0r DadDy TsuKKi
King: LIKE HELL U R😡😡
Player 1: DONT WORRY I WILL GO WITH U MY DADDY KAGEYAMA
Player 2: LIKE HELL U R 2 KENMA
Gaint: Wait for me daddy
Queen King Player 1 Player 2 and Gaint are in active
Sugar: well then that solves half the problem but we still have to worry about Goshiki Akaashi and Iwaizumi
Trash Man: u bet u have to worry about me wrecking ur ass
Trash: stop saying that😡
Suagr: u know wat im just gonna go and......RUN TO DAICHI🏃
Trash Man: NOT IF I GET U FIRST
Trash: COME OVER HERE IWA-CHAN
Sugar Trash Man and Trash are inactive
Gaint Setter: im justgonna go to sleep
Go-shiki: okay then i will wait for u to wake up 😉
Gaint Setter and Go-shiki are inactive
Owl: thank god most of thek are gone
Owls Mate: i Mi$$ u d@ddy
Owl: if u wamt Akaashi u can come over we r dating
Owls Mate: 0k@y D@ddY 👅❤😍
Owl and Owls Mate are
inactive
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Haikyuu Chatfic
RandomBasically a Crack Fic where everyone loves Hinata, minus Tsukki. This has alot of ships involved too just saying. I add in a character every once in awhile. I update abit. #1 - tsukiyama [01/25/20]🥳 #1 - chatfic [06/23/20]🥳 I ofc dont own the char...
