Haikyuu Chatfic

Love Potion = Problems (Part 1/2)

Sugar: NEED HELP NOW

Player 1: Why should I help?

Sugar: KAGEYAMA HAS HINATA IN A KINDA CHOKE HOLD AND LOOKS LIKE HES LEGIT GONNA DIE
SOS
WE ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO HELP HIM
HE KEEPS SAY DONT TOUCH HES MINE

Fries: Its hilarious to watch

Player 1: I'm on my way

Trash: What's with him, I mean hes stupid but I didnt think he'll be a yandere

Hamburger: Well apparently Kageyama drank a love potion and he fell inlove more Hinata and whenever one of us tries to get close to Hinata he squeezes him tighter and its terrifying cause hes threatening most of us

Player 1: That just sounds horrifying

Fries: Its funny, I just take a step close and he goes into panic mode too😂

Hamburger: Tsukki thinks it's a fun game at this point

Fries: they both scream, one of horror and the other threateningly
I wanna see how close I can get just to piss him off

Hamburger: Tsukki please lets just go home already

Fries: I wanna see if he can make Hinata pass out just yet

Player 1: I am highly worried about you

Fries: Dont I stuck up with there lovey dovey attitude for a long time, I deserve this

Player 2: I kinda felt since they get to show off there love while my lover wouldnt care if I go missing or not

Trash: Okay but I honestly felt wat u said cause Iwa-chan is mean and tells me to shut up all the time😭

Owl: Akaashi will miss me of course, right Akaashi!!

Player 2: Of course Bro he is obsessed with you

Owls Mate: No I am not Kuroo

Player 2: Yes you are
WAIT A SECOND
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
OIKAWA COME WITH ME AND YOUR WALLET

Trash: Are you trying to rob me

Player 2: No hear me out, Kageyama drank a love potion right? And it worked greatly

Trash: I think I know where this is going and I like it

Player 2: We can buy some and make are boyfriends love us for once

Trash: Yes yes yes. This is an amazing plan

Owl: Aww I wanna join too

Player 2: No it's only for hopeless one sided lovers like me and Oikawa get lost

Owls Mate: You should be happy your not joining pain in the ass Kuroo and stupidly desperate Oikawa in there plan to be loved. Plus that means we could practice more

Owl: But... I love hanging out wit my best bro Kuroo

Player 2: First very rUde Akaashi
2nd i love hanging out wit you too bro❤

Owl: Bro I fucking love you❤💓

Player 2: Bro I would marry you💞💓💕

Owl: Bro I would definitely marry you❤💘💗💖

Player 2:Bro💘❤💕💓💞

Owl:Bro💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌❣❤💟

Player 2: I love you Bro💕💓💗💝💖💘💞

Owl: I love you too💞💘💗💝💕💟💞💖

Owls Mate: Bokuto please just come back and practice already

Owl: B-But I wanna go and hang out with Kuroo

Owls Mate: Now Bokuto.

Owl: But Akaaaaashi

Owls Mate: I'm not joking Bokuto

Player 2: Hey Akaashi give this guy a breather he has to go to university soon

Owl: Yeah!

Owls Mate: Get out of this Kuroo. Now.

Player 2: Okay

Owl: Bro!!!

Player 2: Sorry Bro I'm kinda scared of Akaashi

Owl: Huff

Owls Mate: Kotarou. Come to practice now.

Owl: Okay:(
Bye Kuroo tell me about how ur plan went, while I go cry at practice

Player 2: Bye Bro, much love and I hope you feel better
Let's roll Oikawa

Trash: Alright, let's go I need Iwa-chan to love me

Owl: Bye Bro I'll see you again one day🥺

Owls Mate: One day just not this day, now come to practice now.

Owl is inactive
Owls Mate is inactive

Player 2: Akaashi sure can be a bossy guy
But anyway where can u find this love potion at???

Hamburger: Some psychic near Karasuno

Trash: LETS GO TO KARASUNO

Player 2: OFF WE GO TO GET A LOVE POTION!!!

Hamburger: This is gonna be a really interesting week

~2 hours later~

Player 2: WE GOT IT!!

Trash: WATCH OUT IWA-CHAN CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA FALL FOR ME!!!

(A/N: Sorry for not posting yesterday, I honestly forgot to T-T)