Haikyuu Chatfic

Wat r nudes

King: wat r nudes?

Trash: WELL WELL WELL LET ME TELL U -MAKKI

Sugar: I swear to god I will slit ur throat

Trash: NVM I WONT BE TELLING U😄 -MAKKI
GET OFF MY ACCOUNT MAKKI -♡

Trash Man: LMAO -Matsun
I want to die and go to heaven but I feel like Oikawa might drag me straight to hell where all I can hear is "IWA-CHAN" in his high pitch annoying voice -◇

Trash: Iwaizumi already know wat his version of hell is😂 -Makki
SO MEAN IWA-CHAN -♡

King: idc about ur problems Oikawa-senpai but do u know wat nudes r and y did Ushijima send them to Hinata

Trash: Yes but u have to secretly DM some afterwards😉
MAKKI STOP IT I WAS GONNA TELL HIM IT'S A GREETING U SAY TO PPL AND U MUST ALWAYS SAY "send nudes" TO PPL U DON'T KNOW BUT RUINED IT -♡
Damn u cruel Oikawa I was actually gonna tell him the definition because some guy is on his bf so he can understand y he got into a fight with Ushijima -Makki

King: Are they a bad thing

Sugar: kinda....yeah sweetie

Trash Man: It's a gory picture of someone being ripped apart

King: WAT😱

Trash Man: Bad Matsun -◇
All these ppl except for Suga and Makki...abit r lieing -◇
I'm sorry Suga but forgive me but a "nude" is sending someone a picture of their private parts such as ones Penis/Vagina/Breast and it's known for being sent for ones sexual desires showing them being "horny" -◇

King:ooh ik wat that is
I send those to Hinata every night before I went to sleep

Sugar: HOLY JESUS SOMEONE GET THE HOLY WATER

Trash: OMG -MAKKI
NOOO -♡

Player 2: I'M SCREECHING

Trash Man: KAGEYAMA -◇

Player 1: WAT HAVE U BEEN SENDING MY BSF

Owls Mate: The exit is that way

Owl: MY SON

Sugar: I'm telling ur father wat u have been doing

Fries: This is just my year😂😂

King: I don't get y u guys r just yelling at me Hinata was the one that started sending them😒

Owl: NOO

Owls Mate: MY heart wasn't prepared

Player 2: SUNSHINE WANTS ACTION AND HE WANTS IT NOW

Player 1: THIS IS ALL JUST DREAM
ALL OF IT THERE WAS NO FUCKING WAY THIS IS TRUE

Sugar: KAGEYAMA

Trash: u owe me $20 Matsun -Makki

Trash Man: I owe Iwaizumi $45 -Matsun

Trash: Same -♡
And 10 nudes😉 -Makki

Sugar: RN IS NOT THE TIME RN U GUYS

Trash Man: yeah so all of u go to sleep we will talk about this later -◇
Fine Gn Babe -Matsun

Trash: Good Night😘 -Makki
Good Night Iwa-Chan☺😙💦💙❤ -♡

Trash Man: Go to sleep already Tooru -◇

Trash: SO MEAN- wait a minute u called me by my first name😳 -♡

Trash Man: just go to sleep -◇

Player 1: I hope this is a nightmare

Fries: I wish it wasn't but gn can't wait to make fun of Shrimpy tomorrow😂

Player 1: fuck life

Player 2: Good Night to u to babe😉😊

Player 1:🖕😡🖕

Player 2: 😚💨💋💘