Haikyuu Chatfic

Your Gay

Fox: Hello?

Citrus: Hello!

Fox: Hello
Who are you?
What is this?

Citrus: This is Hinata Shoyo! And this is our group chat!!!

Fox: Hinata Shoyo?
Wait U mean Karasuno #10, Hinata Shoyo?????

Citrus: Yessssss

Fox: No way
It's me Miya Atsumu

Citrus: HUUUUH
ITS YOU

Blueberry: Why

Fox: it's a pleasure to see you again Shoyo!

Bo: Ohohohoho
Someone else to add to ur little harem Hinata

Chat Noir: Its more like a cult then a harem honestly

Cockatoo: you are absolutely right

Fox: I wouldnt mind joining either

Poubelle: you needa chill, your gay is showing

Fox: oh well🤷‍♂️

Cow Man: Hello Atsumu

Fox: Who are you

Cow Man: Its Ushijima Wakatoshi.

Fox: ohhhh ur in this gc?
Huh
I didnt know u were the type to be in a gc seeing how stiff u r
And how antisocial you are
And how serious you are
And how intimidating you are
And how literal you are
....
Okay I just cant imagine you doing stuff that isnt volleyball related

Chat Noir: Bro u just named off all the adjectives that describe him

Fox: is there anyone else that knows me in this gc

Blueberry: Me...sadly.

Fox: who are you?
WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN SADLY
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

Blueberry: Its Kageyama Tobio

Fox: ohhhhhh
Its Mr. Goody Two Shoes

Poubelle: ooh I like you

Blueberry: mmmmm why are you here, we already got trash here

Poubelle: EXCUSE ME

Fox: I AM NOT TRASH

Godzilla: Oh no, another Trashykawa

Poubelle: WDYM OH NO
BABE
DONT BE MEAN

Chat Noir: Ohohohoho
What did u call Iwaizumi

Bo: He just called him babe and Iwaizumi didnt say anything~

Godzilla: SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU
ESPECIALLY YOU TRASHYKAWA

Cockatoo: The tsundere is back at it again

Fox: Excuse me, everyone turn their attention back to me, I'm important

Poubelle: God we are so much alike

Blueberry: its gross

Fox: rUde but anyways
How u been Hinata

Citrus: I've been great!!!!
Thank you for asking!!!!!!

Blueberry: Yah that's alot of exclamation marks

Citrus: I cant help it, the gc is getting bigger!!!
It's like all my friends are in one gc together!!!!

Fox: friend? Oh yes I forgot I'm only a friend,,, for now

Blueberry: I dont like the way u phrased that