Haikyuu Chatfic

Oikawa Nightmare

Farmer: Hello...?

Sugar: Hello?

Farmer: Who is this?

Player 2: We are demons sent here to send u to hell

Owl: Yes please follow us to the burning flames

Farmer: I rather not.

Player 2: Your lost its warm here

Owl: Yeah really warm

Player 2: Aww bro did u pee in the pool???

Owl: Maybe...

Player 2: Sick

Owl: My bad I got too excited

Farmer: You two are very... odd.

Player 2: Thank you for noticing, uhhh?
What's your name?

Farmer: My name is Ushijima Wakatoshi, I'm the captain of Shiratorizawa Academy Boys Volleyball team.

Trash: no
No
NO
LEAVE
GET OUT

Go-shiki: Hey Ushijima

Farmer: Who is this?

Go-shiki: This is Goshiki

Farmer: oh yes, hello. Do you mind telling me who is everyone here.

Go-shiki: I dont mind at all
Trash is Oikawa, Trash Man is Iwaizumi, Queen is Hinata, Fries is Tsukkishima, King is that setter from Karasuno, Kageyama, Sugar is that other setter Sugawara, Hamburger is the pinch server from Karasuno Yamaguchi, Player 1 is a setter from Nekoma, Kenma, Player 2 is the captain of Nekoma boy volleyball team, Kuroo,Giant is a middle blocker of Nekoma, Lev, Owl is the captain Fukurodani Boys volley ball team, Bokuto, Owl's mate is Fukurodani setter, Akaashi, and lastly Giant Setter is Date Tech setter Kongengawa.

Sugar: Are Hinata and Tsukkishima the only ppl you remember from our group?

Farmer: Yes, they were the only ones worth remembering about.

Player 2: oh sick burn

Farmer: Plus Hinata was cute when he wasnt playing.

King: HEY!!!

Player 1: You are not initially wrong

Owl: Look he activated the Hinata fanboys

Player 2: We seem to have another fanboy bro

Owl: Good thing Hinata is a fanboy for me, he thinks I'm amazing

Player 1: He only thinks your skill in volleyball are cool, he doesnt think you are amazing quit giving yourself a big head about it.

Owl: Ouch that hurted Kenma😭

Player 1: Whoops....?

Sugar: Kenma stop being mean and apologize correctly

Player 1: My bad, mom. I'm sorry Bokuto for what I said.

Sugar: Ya see isnt that- WAIT A SEC DONT CALL ME MOM!

Player 1: So yeah Hinata is adorable

Farmer: Yes he is, but Oikawa is in this group too you say?

Trash: No...

Farmer: Hello Oikawa

Trash: This isnt Oikawa

Player 1: it is Oikawa

Trash: WHY DID U SNITCH ME OUT

Player 1: Cause I'm in a bad mood due to Hinata not being active>:(
Suga give Hinata his phone back!

Owl's Mate: Please do, Bokuto needs him to tell him how much of a great player he is daily.

Sugar: I'll give it back tomorrow

Farmer: I sent him a picture awhile back, did he not have his phone then (A/N: Refer back to Wat r nudes? To understand what photos he sent Hinata)

Sugar: Ahh umm yes I took his phone then and only then

Player 2: No you didnt

Sugar: YES I DID SO NOW EVERYONE GO TO SLEEP

Player 2: Sheesh, fine, bye talk to u guys later

Player 1: I'll talk when Hinata comes back.

Sugar: Bye, I'll give him his phone back when I see him

Player 1: Good.
Bye