Fruits

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Queen: I took a test to see what fruit I'll be and it said an orange...

Player 1: That test seems pretty accurate

King: You are pretty much an orange

Player 1: That is also true

Owl: I took that test too and it said I was an avacado

Player 2: Me too bro, I got an avacado too

Owl: Bro we're basically fucking soulmates

Player 2: Bro honestly

Trash: I took the test and it said I was a Durian , which is the king of fruits~

Queen: Woo that's so interesting!

Trash: Thank you I already know~

Trash Man: I tried a Durian, it tasted absolutely disgusting
I think its considered the most gross tasting fruit

Trash: Why must you do this

Trash Man: Do what?

Trash: Ruin my thunder

Trash Man: My bad...?

Trash: You're forgiven Iwa-chan~

Player 1: I took the test and it said I was an apple

King: I got blueberry

Trash: That fruit test seems to be really accurate

Queen: I made Tsukki take the test and he got a lemon

Fries: Nosy brat

Hamburger: I got a strawberry

Owl's Mate: I got a BlackBerry

Owl: Wooo ur fruit sounds so cool Akaashi!!

Owl's Mate: Thank you Bokuto

Owl: You're welcome Akaashi!!!

Giant Setter: I got figs!!! They have the most sugar!!!

Player 1: Damn this test is good

Giant: I got gooseberries, they usually grow in Russia

Player 2: Okay this test is too accurate, I'm starting to get scared

Sugar: I got acai

Trash: Ooh u sound so classy suga

Trash Man: I got Coconut

Trash: THIS TEST IS ACCURATE AS IT CAN GET AT THIS POINT

Farmer: What a coincidence, I also got a Coconut

Owl: I feel like I should of gotten Coconut:((

Player 2: it's okay bro

Go-shiki: I got cherry, cherry are considered a healthy fruit

Queen: wow I'm learning alot of fruit facts

Player 1: Honestly me too

King: Blueberry are healthy fruits too

Queen: Really? That's so cool!

Player 1: Did u know oranges have Vitamin D

Queen: Really?!

Player 1: Yeah just like the sun

Queen: wow that's amazing!

Fries: I already knew these facts

Player 2: Oh no the lemon is mad

Fries: I swear I will squeeze lemon into ur eyes

Sugar: Okay okay lets all go back to practice

Fries: Fine

Player 2: alright

Sugar: Alright we'll keep talking fruits later
Bye

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