Haikyuu Chatfic

no friends

Owl: I am hurt
My feelings are broken
I dont ever think anything will make me happy

Giant: What happened???

Owl: I told Kuroo it was national bestfriend day and you know what he said

Player 2: Bro i didnt mean it

Owl: Shut up skitch

Sugar: Skitch?

Trash: Skanky Bitch (A/N: If you know where I got this from then I love you)

Sugar: Oh...LANGUAGE

Giant Setter: But what happened!!

Owl: He said "oh yeah I need to tell Kenma happy bestfriend day", I never felt so hurt
Imma go kms

Giant Setter: Oh no that's terrible!!!

Trash: Felt. Iwa-chan said happy bestfriend day to Matsun, MATSUN!!
He said it right infront of me

Player 2: Bro, if it makes u feel better Kenma basically did the same thing to me, he started calling Hinata right infront of me

King: How do you exactly celebrate Bestfriend day...

Player 2: What do you mean?

King: like is it kinda like a birthday thing or like did they get older or what?

Player 2: Why do I all of a sudden feel bad

Sugar: Kageyama, u did have a bestfriend before... right?

King: .....

Sugar: How about a friend?

King:....

Trash: I suddenly really pity you.

Player 2: Bro ur here crying about me look at Kageyama he hasnt even had A friend before

Owl: I suddenly feel blessed for some reason

Sugar: No wonder ur no good with people emotions

King: I never understood how people can make friends.

Giant Setter: Aww you can be my friend!

King: Dont want to

Sugar: KAGEYAMA! No wonder your not good at making friends

King: What? How am I sure he isnt try to take advantage of our "friendship" and use me to make himself a better setter and be better then me, what if hes trying to get close to Hinata, I wont allow that

Sugar: Kageyama no offense but you're paranoid

Giant Setter: I promise I am not trying to do any of that!!

King: I dont know

Player 2: it's the point where u honestly have trust issues when u make friends make me wanna cry

Sugar: Kageyama please, how did you and Hinata become friends??

King: we were friends???

Sugar: oh sweetheart

Owl: I feel like crying

Player 2: felt

King: I dont really think I'm close fo people, other then Hinata

Player 1: I honestly felt that

King: He is sweet, and at first I was honestly convinced he was an angel

Player 1: Me too, I was wondering why he wasnt in heaven

King: It was very nice to meet him, plus ik he cant betray me if we are on the same team