Haikyuu Chatfic

Hinata Back Ground

Queen: Sup BITCHES

Fries: hello lil delinquent-chan

Sugar: WTF I THOUGHT I TOOK UR PHONE

Owls Mate: WAT IS HAPPENING TO MY BABY

Queen: oh this is his cousin☺
WAIT wdym delinquent-chan did he change back
About time
And ur the one that took his phone ehh I'm surprised he didn't beat u for it

Sugar: wym beat me for it

Queen: man u guys must not really be his Friend it's u guys don't know😕

Player 1: UMM EXCUSE ME IK PLAY SO U CAN'T SAY I'M A BAD FRIEND🙃

Queen: then tell me y he Is considered a deliquent😂

Player 1: because when he used to live in South Korea he was in boxing and he would get into fights with ppl he also never lost a fight (except with his dad) and he earned the nickname "Quick Hands" he was a well known bully in South Korea too

Queen: well well well if Shoyo does have friends other then his cousin😏

Trash Man: I'm honestly shook rn Hinata a bully
No way

Trash: oooh ig Tobio-chan got himself a bad boy of a bf

Queen: eeeeh boyfriend there is no way Shoyo is gay I've seen him made out with too many girls before for him to be gay😕

Trash: NANI

Trash Man: wow Hinata can pull

Player 1:.....He also lost his virginity to a girl at first....

Owl:WATTT

Player 2: wait Shrimpy lost his virginity before me

King:.....

Player 1: u guys didn't hear anything from me but
He honestly admitted out of all his old relationship the one he is having with Kageyama is his favorite one.

King: I guess that helps...
A bit

Sugar: I'm still shook by the fact Hinata was a bully

Queen: tbh when I heard he joined the volley ball club I thought "wtf that's a sissy sport" until I saw this one Ushijima guy and I instantly thought "how tf did he win if he isn't allowed to swing at the guy"
He got a strong arm if u really think about it
If I ever fought him ik for sure he will win he has more experience then me when it comes to fighting😐

Player 1: He will last time he was talking about "I'm getting sloppy. I need to work on my swings and speed." So he took me to a boxing gym and got I felt threatened he took of his shirt and he got tons of tattoos that no one will see if he wears a shirt and he put bandages on his arm and he kept on swinging at a punching bag telling me to time him and he said to stop when he reached 100 punches in and he did in LESS THEN 30 SECONDS
And wat scared me more was when he said "Damn I'm more slower now"
And then this guy who looked scary asf came up to us saying no losers allowed and Shoyo said in a snarky attitude "They seem to have an open door policy for assholes tho" and the guy swung and Shoyo dodged him like it was nothing and the next thing u see is the guy on the floor grabbing his stomach groaning and Shoyo with his arm out in a punching position
And Shoyo just walked away telling me to follow and his hands were on his hips
He looked like a badass

Queen: MY cousin is a badass tbh

Fries: The king and Shrimpy should have a rematch since it wasn't fair because Tanaka came out of nowhere and ruined it

Trash: Tobio-chan will lose badly

Trash Man: for once ur right Trash

Owl: wow
THAT'S MY SON

Sugar: NO HE IS NOT

Queen: aww man I wanted a cool uncle

Owl: is that insult or a compliment

Owls Mate: I swear if u say insult I will hunt u down and I will throw a volleyball right at ur face

Player 2: He will do it trust me

Queen: It was a compliment...

Owl: YAY

Owls Mate: I got my eyes on u😑

Queen: god I actually shivered

Sugar: okay okay settle down

King: DID U SAY SETTER

Sugar: n o I said settle

King: I AM A SETTER

Player 1: HE SAID SETTLE
SETTLE
S E T T L E
Ur such an idiot🤦‍♀️
How does Shoyo do it

King: oh my bad..

Sugar: it's okay Kageyama
Everyone go to sleep NOW

Queen: Make me

Sugar: Akaashi I need a volleyball😑

Queen: okay okay okay damn
I'M going to sleep to then ig